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| − | Valhalla is a warehouse taken from a nearby industrial estate, and placed within the confines of | + | [[File:valhallawatervortex.png|400px|thumb|right|Those who dare to ride Valerie speak much of its wetness.]] |
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| + | '''Valhalla''' (colloquially known as ''[[Alternative ride names|Valerie]]'' or ''Mandy's Warehouse O'Water'') is a corrugated warehouse taken from a nearby industrial estate in [[Blackpool]], and placed within the confines of [[Mandyland]] Resort. Noticing their current Log Flume was falling apart, the park decided to design the wettest ride in the country, and open it in the wettest county of England. This is how Valhalla came about. The ride is well within the bounds of [[Acceptable Wetness|Unacceptable Wetness]]. | ||
Rumoured to make a profit on rain mac sales alone, this ride has two purposes - to wet you to the skin, and to break the record for the world's first unreliable warehouse flume. Guinness have been unable to verify the record, however it is a commonplace fact that Valhalla regularly breaks down due to water getting into the sensors.. (Who would have thought it on a water ride, eh?) | Rumoured to make a profit on rain mac sales alone, this ride has two purposes - to wet you to the skin, and to break the record for the world's first unreliable warehouse flume. Guinness have been unable to verify the record, however it is a commonplace fact that Valhalla regularly breaks down due to water getting into the sensors.. (Who would have thought it on a water ride, eh?) | ||
| − | Should you survive the ride without chavs chucking ice at you in the snow room or being burnt alive in the fire room, you may wish to purchase an on-ride photo, which captures riders at the most important point of your experience - the end. | + | Should you survive the ride without [[chavs]] chucking ice at you in the snow room or being burnt alive in the fire room, you may wish to purchase an on-ride photo, which captures riders at the most important point of your experience - the end. |
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| + | At the end of 2011, the rocky front was removed from Valerie, revealing a concealed clothing factory making quality T-Shirts for the park's many outlets. It was heavily rumoured in enthusiast circles that the Valhalla's flume system merely acted as a cost-effective washing machine before the shirts made their way to the park's numerous souvenir shops. | ||
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| + | "To fight the horde, Singing and crying, Valhalla, I am coming!"- Robert Plant | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:15, 14 August 2015
Valhalla (colloquially known as Valerie or Mandy's Warehouse O'Water) is a corrugated warehouse taken from a nearby industrial estate in Blackpool, and placed within the confines of Mandyland Resort. Noticing their current Log Flume was falling apart, the park decided to design the wettest ride in the country, and open it in the wettest county of England. This is how Valhalla came about. The ride is well within the bounds of Unacceptable Wetness.
Rumoured to make a profit on rain mac sales alone, this ride has two purposes - to wet you to the skin, and to break the record for the world's first unreliable warehouse flume. Guinness have been unable to verify the record, however it is a commonplace fact that Valhalla regularly breaks down due to water getting into the sensors.. (Who would have thought it on a water ride, eh?) Should you survive the ride without chavs chucking ice at you in the snow room or being burnt alive in the fire room, you may wish to purchase an on-ride photo, which captures riders at the most important point of your experience - the end.
At the end of 2011, the rocky front was removed from Valerie, revealing a concealed clothing factory making quality T-Shirts for the park's many outlets. It was heavily rumoured in enthusiast circles that the Valhalla's flume system merely acted as a cost-effective washing machine before the shirts made their way to the park's numerous souvenir shops.
"To fight the horde, Singing and crying, Valhalla, I am coming!"- Robert Plant
