Alton Bear

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Alton Bear appears to be a sweet, kind amusing mascot from [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] who only wishes to give you a great big hug during a wonderful day at the <nowiki>Alton Towers</nowiki> Resort. His fluffy exterior as a evident bear, in his dungarees with his hands waving to give you a beautiful smile of happiness and joy.  
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Alton Bear appears to be a sweet, kind amusing mascot from [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] who only wishes to give you a great big hug during a wonderful day at the <nowiki>Alton Towers</nowiki> Resort. His fluffy exterior as a evident bear, in his dungarees with his hands waving to give you a beautiful smile of happiness and joy, is surely a blessing in disguise...
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[[File:AltonBear.JPG|200px|thumb|right|Do you like this bear? Are you sure? You need your eyes checked...]]
  
 
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'''DO NOT TRUST THE BEAR...'''
 
'''DO NOT TRUST THE BEAR...'''
  
LOL jk all he does is sit in with a Dominoes pizza and watch endless Meryl Streep films.
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LOL jk all he does is sit in the lounge with a Dominoes pizza, a big tub of Ben&Jerrys and watch endless Meryl Streep films.

Revision as of 21:31, 22 October 2010

Alton Bear appears to be a sweet, kind amusing mascot from Alton Towers who only wishes to give you a great big hug during a wonderful day at the Alton Towers Resort. His fluffy exterior as a evident bear, in his dungarees with his hands waving to give you a beautiful smile of happiness and joy, is surely a blessing in disguise...

Do you like this bear? Are you sure? You need your eyes checked...

YOU'RE.

TOO.

DAMN.

WRONG.

Alton Bear is in fact, not a cheerful and happy bear who inhabits the former mascot stance from Henry Hound, but is in reality a drunk, cynical and sarcastic being who hates everyone and everything unlike the Wraiths. Every night after park closing time, he runs riot around city centres in a Fiat stolen off eBay with a handful of prostitutes and drug dealers by his side.

DO NOT TRUST THE BEAR...

LOL jk all he does is sit in the lounge with a Dominoes pizza, a big tub of Ben&Jerrys and watch endless Meryl Streep films.

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