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[[Image:Xcolonbackslash.jpg|right|thumb|YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE THE QUEUE!]] | [[Image:Xcolonbackslash.jpg|right|thumb|YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE THE QUEUE!]] | ||
| − | No: Way Out To Sex was originally designed to disappoint guests and make them leave thinking about how much time they wasted in the queue. It is located in a pyramid so guests cannot see how poor the ride actually is and will still waste their time standing in a long queue to experience a piece of crap, this is obvious by the guests' disappointed looks as they exit the pyramid and remarks such as " it was sh*t". The ride also features random manikins on the many brake runs, which are designed to distract the guests from how poor the coaster actually is. The height restriction is 1.4m to save the younger children from wasting their time, when they should be <s>in Octopus Gardens</s> on Storm Surge. | + | No: Way Out To Sex was originally designed to disappoint guests and make them leave thinking about how much time they wasted in the queue. It is located in a pyramid so guests cannot see how poor the ride actually is and will still waste their time standing in a long queue to experience a piece of crap, this is obvious by the guests' disappointed looks as they exit the pyramid and remarks such as " it was sh*t". The ride also features random manikins on the many brake runs, which are designed to distract the guests from how poor the coaster actually is. The height restriction is 1.4m to save the younger children from wasting their time, when they should be <s>in Octopus Gardens</s> on [[Storm_Surge|Storm Surge]]. During the ride it is a common place for riders, however childish, to replace the stereotypical screams of a [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] with different expressions of the word "Ow!" |
It's also <s>the world's</s> [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]]'s first backwards in the dark [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]]... not that it means anything. | It's also <s>the world's</s> [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]]'s first backwards in the dark [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]]... not that it means anything. | ||
[[Category: Roller Coaster]] | [[Category: Roller Coaster]] | ||
Revision as of 18:09, 11 November 2010
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No: Way Out To Sex was originally designed to disappoint guests and make them leave thinking about how much time they wasted in the queue. It is located in a pyramid so guests cannot see how poor the ride actually is and will still waste their time standing in a long queue to experience a piece of crap, this is obvious by the guests' disappointed looks as they exit the pyramid and remarks such as " it was sh*t". The ride also features random manikins on the many brake runs, which are designed to distract the guests from how poor the coaster actually is. The height restriction is 1.4m to save the younger children from wasting their time, when they should be in Octopus Gardens on Storm Surge. During the ride it is a common place for riders, however childish, to replace the stereotypical screams of a rollercoaster with different expressions of the word "Ow!"
It's also the world's Thorpe Park's first backwards in the dark roller coaster... not that it means anything.
