Berry Bish Bash

Latest revision as of 23:34, 27 February 2013

Located in Old MacDonald's Farm, Berry Bish Bash is a foam ball blaster attraction based in a makeshift barn and the most prominent example of last minute/removed theming. As much as Submission is a form of adult torture and Battle Galleons is soaking water torture, Alton Towers felt the resort would not be complete without a torture attraction for the children.

It was formerly sponsored by Ribena at some point as evident by the clumsily removed theming in and around the area, much like Rumba Rapids at Thorpe Park and the Berry Bouncers at Chessington World of Adventures.

What usually happens is :

• A foam ball is propelled at a great speed from a specially made blaster
• A foam ball is catapulted at great speed from a er, catapult
• A foam ball is travelling at a great speed from a conveyer belt

All of these ways have a great effect on children physically, or even mentally too as they go running about the place for foam balls to throw at other children, soon being given a headshot of unsteady proportions... from a foam ball. And then cry. This attraction is secretly for adults.