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Revision as of 00:53, 5 June 2014
Every now and then other day, TSTers from all ends of the country meet on Skype when TST Chat just doesn't cut it. This usually creates spoken drivel through to the early hours of the following morning.
Quotes
- Diogo: Oh, hang on, it just got bigger - what do I do?!?!?
- Diogo: I don't want to know where you're rubbing that...
- Cheese: Is that a rat sitting on your sofa thing, Diogo?
- Islander: No, I think you'll find that's Kelpie...
- Kelpie Waves at Cheese
- [a little while later]
- Cheese: It is almost justified, to be honest. Err, err, I mean the wiki page, not calling Kelpie a rat!
- Sasquatch: "You can't have a group as large as TST without someone catching Chlamydia"
- Chris: "It's a good day when I don't have tits"
- Cap'n Ogoid: I think I've been drinking too much lately
- Cap'n Ogoid swigs beer
- Sam:
There once was a woman called Hills,
At Chessington she sought her thrills,
Her relationship with Diogo
Was like riding a TOGO,
She's just in it for his RCT skills
- John:
It's pictures. You can't wank over pictures.
- Diogo:
I have nothing against cheese on sausage. But a cheesey sausage, on the other hand, is not something you'd want to encounter...
[02:20:25] Jenna: and it's less offensive than some of the other things they call me
[02:20:43] Jenna: I'm not telling you
[02:20:52] Joelio: Lets work them out...
[02:20:52] Jenna: because you'll then use them
[02:20:57] Joelio: Jenson?
[02:21:02] Joelio: Johannson?
[02:21:10] Joelio: Johannasberg?
[02:21:17] Joelio: Jopperberg
[02:21:25] Jenna: what is with all the giant/big connotations Dan?
[02:21:29] Jenna: what are you trying to say?
[02:21:43] Jenna: but fat ones always seem to come to ur mind
[02:21:56] Jenna: well that's easy to see
[02:23:06] Jenna: idiot
[02:23:10] Jenna: pig jokes now
[02:23:48] Jenna: oh god and we're back to the time of the month again
[02:25:21] Jenna: just Dan is on hitlist atm
[02:25:28] Jenna: for calling me a bitch and fat
[02:25:44] Joelio: I suppose Dan did plump for some bad comments.
[02:26:05] Joelio: Its a big ask, making him shut up.
[02:26:09] Jenna: that's just brilliant
[02:26:21] Joelio: Just take everything with a large pinch of salt.
[02:26:37] Jenna: Joelio you can fuck off too
[02:27:00] Joelio: He's obese of a bad bunch ;)
[02:27:26] Jenna: yeh right
[02:28:20] Joelio: Lol, i'm in stitches here
[02:28:45] Joelio: Jennas been tooting her horn... in the big gastric band in the sky
[02:28:52] Jenna: JOELIO!
[02:29:01] Joelio: I can't stomach this anymore
[02:29:04] Jenna: I'm gonna kill you
[02:29:13] Jenna: fucker
[02:29:28] Joelio: Jonna you must ride with me on Congo River Lipids :D
[02:29:35] Jenna: I'm not gonna ride anything with you
[02:29:51] Jordan: You can take the 'with' out of your sentence Joelio :P
[02:29:57] Jenna: urgh
[02:30:05] Joelio: Whatever floats your fat boat
[02:30:10] Jenna: cheek!
[02:30:19] Jordan: Lots and lots of cheek tbh :P
[02:30:23] Jenna: Jordan!
[02:30:45] Jenna: right I'm coming to Scarefest now, fuck the mazes
[02:31:00] Jenna: Dan!
[02:31:05] Jenna: ur STILL making fat jokes
[02:31:42] Jenna: JORDAN
[02:31:53] Joelio: weight a minute, what is this?
[02:31:53] Jordan: :-P
[02:31:58] Jenna: JOELIO!
[02:32:12] Joelio: Look what i've pound, another fat joke.
[02:32:17] Jenna: ur a shit
[02:32:23] Jordan: She'll kilo you, Joel ;)
[02:32:27] Joelio: :P
[02:32:33] Joelio: Mass one now.
[02:32:42] Jenna: Dan that was dire
[02:32:51] Jordan: *diet
[02:32:56] Joelio: Lol
[02:33:01] Jenna: maybe you should just shush and leave it to the experts
[1:09:52 AM] Rowe White: "What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid EARLY on the Skype-morn!" :P
[02:42 AM] towersfreak: "If I had a vagina, I wouldn't be here right now. I would be upstairs fingering myself."
Kelpie:
T*o the tune of Oh Christmas Tree*
Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,
Why are you looking over there?
Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,
Why are you looking over there?
Was that a young girl that you saw,
That you could go touch with your paw?
Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,
Why are you looking over there?
[9:02:40 PM] Joelio: I would wildly bum rice pudding, if forced
[1:33:28 AM] Diogo: I want to be king of boobies
BALSDON!
NooNoo: I think I'd rather go dogging with Gary Glitter than visit Liverpool.
Joelio: I don't know what I'd do if I didn't find myself attractive as I couldn't stop touching myself.
Kieron: You might as well kiss goodbye to your Volkswagen arse tbh.
Diogo: Of course everyone's out to get me. I know they are, because if I wasn't me, I'd be out to get me too.
Diogo: Non-alcoholic wine's like a blowjob without cumming.
(On the prospect of being locked onto Slammer for 24 hours straight)
Poison Tom 96: I'd be happy until I was hungry. Or needed a shit.
Cap'n Ogoid: You can't have bacon if it's not made from a pig's arse.
DeRp: I can't have a wank over someone who's bald.
Benedict: Has "Let Me Google That For You" changed it's name to "Let Me Noo Noo That For You"?
Rowe: If I do this incorrectly... I will be killed by the... Germans... or something.
Rowe: I did a health and safety... hazzzud on zis top, and my boobs, well, my nipples, can't be seen.
Rowe: Have you guys heard of Tex Avery?
All: Of course / yes etc.
Rowe: He's kinda hot.
Benedict: [singing] Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy! Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy! Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy!
Benedict: I'm sleeping with you next weekend, so...
Cap'n Ogoid: i would gladly endure angry rhino rape if it meant this heat would stop
Cap'n Ogoid: I want to go skinny dipping in an ice hole in the arctic circle.
(After a long winded ramble about the possibility of cross breeding humans and apes)
Gazworld: So what you are saying, Kieron, is that you basically want to shag a monkey?"
Kieron: yeah.
Balsdon (to Kieron, talking about going to an American spring break party): You'd better take your wellies because you'd be knee-deep in clunge.
Diogo: Always jiggle before you wipe.
Diogo: The Vulcan bomber could take 21,000lbs of bombs all the way to Port Stanley. However, it couldn't cope with Diogo's shit.
[9:10:54 PM] Cap'n Ogoid: Hils is away, I've got a couple of days off work, and I'm bored of wanking now. Nothing left to do but drink.
Ian: Ripsaw is like having your cheek caressed by your lover. Whereas Talocan is like being butt-fucked by Satan in the most pleasurable way, and to top it all, you've got no arms.
Ian: After the nuclear apocalypse, there will be two things left: Cockroaches, and Huss rides.
Kelpie: I'd rather have a house bat than a spider. They eat insects AND spiders, AND they are cute.
DeRp: (To Tuggerz) John, is that Poison Tom with you?
Ogoid: Er, no, that's Amber.
DeRp: Oh, shit.
Hils: Duffy can be made into bacon.
Diogo: (after an espescially geeky Trek convo between Kelpie and Joel) I'm sorry, IGGY POP played a Vorta?! My world has just been turned inside out and buttfucked.
Diogo: I would turn gay for the fucking Blug Blatter Beast of Traal before I would consider Weaslely fucking Crusher!
Diogo (to Ian): Would you kindly stop pointing the camera at your nipples?
Diogo: Do you even LIKE meat, Panda?
NooNoo: Well, she can eat sausage now...
Diogo: I can only assume Ellie must be bloody fantastic in bed. Otherwise I can't see why Josh would put up with her.
Ellie: Josh just broke the bed!
Kieron: I just had a weird dream of NooNoo getting a foot massage from Ann Widdecombe.
Kieron: Have you ever tried fucking a piece of meat? You know, just wrapped it around your cock and wanked?
Diogo: (To Panda) Panda, being the token lady in the call, have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a cock?
Ashlee: That's not a giraffe!
Poisson: Will, take your right hand off your knob and click something.
Diogo: Georgia, have you been bumming Benedict with a strap on?
Diogo: Do you prefer wanking into a puddle to having sex?
Towers Freak: Hello Hello
Diogo: Is it me your looking for?
Panda: I want something to eat.
Diogo: Cock
Panda: You can have panda bacon, I'll cut off my arse and you can have that.
Amy: But you don't have much of an arse to chop off.
Joel: If you do it more than three or four times in a row, it starts to get a bit sore.
Russ: Well, it's my birthday on Monday, so I've got to make my last few wanks of being 22 special.
Panda: Didn't all primary school classes have that one kid who was obsessed with horses? I feel that's Joel, but with penii.
"Anon": I'm an open minded straight guy, but there's only so much gay porn I can write in one night.
Stu: Sub Terraflakes, mmmmmm the taste of mediocrity.
Diogo (While referring to 'Green Fire', the concept Mack coaster for Liseberg before Helix was built): I'd definitely fuck a man to go on that ride.
NooNoo: My sex dungeon is basically full of hoover nozzles.
Danny: My nipples are hard right now
Rowe: I shouldn't ask this but would somebody write a fanfic of me and my Dave? :P
Stu: I'm never getting pregnant.
Stu: Leave my dressing gown alone.
Stu: If I was a whore, I'd be loaded.
Diogo: You wouldn't know a clunge even if it wrapped itself around your face
(Whilst on the subject of wages at a Wildlife park)
DeRp: What do Park Rangers get?
NooNoo: AIDS.
Diogo: I've just gone deeper into that than I would've liked to.
(All in one go from Russ)
I was never nude in Boxy
I might of rubbed my cock on it for good luck but that's about it
Sort of like a magic lamp
Just to see if there was a genie in it
Panda: I want to see Kieron's sausage
(On the news that Ben was somehow pregnant)
Poisson: Laughing your fucking arse off? Maybe if it had been up there instead this could have been avoided :P
THIS FUNNY: http://i61.tinypic.com/s2gswj.png
[22:08:15] Kieron: New thread idea: 101 things you can go with Diogo's slaphead
[22:08:20] Kieron: 1) Play the bongos
[22:08:21] NooNoo: http://www.towersstreet.com/talk/?topic=169.0
[22:08:34] Evil Woman: 2) play a game of snooker
[22:09:10 | Edited 22:09:23] Matthew H: 3) call him baldy baldy slap head?
[22:09:23] Kieron: 4) Eat a full english breakfast from it
[22:09:35] Evil Woman: 5) crack it open and dip soldiers?
[22:09:48] Panda: 6) Bowling ball
[22:10:10] Evil Woman: 7) slide apart his head and use it as an observatory shield
[22:10:38] Kieron: 8) Use it as a dildo
[22:10:53] Evil Woman: 8) cover it in chocolate and sell it at easter
[22:11:19] Evil Woman: 9) put humpty dumpty out of a job
[22:11:53] Evil Woman: 10) write the word universal on his forehead and make him rotate
[22:12:18] Kieron: 11) Use it as a climbing thing for kids http://toverland.nl/en/assets/images/attracties/Land_van_Toos/Klimhoed/011001_klimhoed-header2%20565%20x%20360.jpg
[22:12:27] Panda: 12) Rub it and hope a genie will appear
[22:13:06] Kieron: 13) Sprinkle glitter on it and pretend its a gel pen
[22:13:09] Craig: 14) Solar death ray
[22:13:09 | Edited 22:13:16] Evil Woman: 15) bounce lights and lazers off it at parties
[22:13:32] Danny: 16) Freeze it and use it as an ice skating rink
[22:13:37 | Edited 22:13:42] Matthew H: 17) use it as a drinks tray
[22:13:44] Panda: 18) Implant solar panels inside
[22:13:58] Evil Woman: 19) wax it and use it as a dance floor
[22:13:59] Kieron: 20) Hollow it out and use it as a home for inuits
[22:14:14] Matthew H: 21) use it as a Jackolantern at Haloween
[22:14:23] Danny: 22) Bounce signals into space with it
[22:14:36] Evil Woman: 22) slam dunk it with 5 seconds remaining
[22:14:53] Kieron: 23) Put a flashing amber light inside of it and get him to stand next to a zebra crossing
[22:14:54] Panda: 24) Become the next Vladmir Putin
[22:15:10] Russ Moss: 23) Using it to stretch new shoes
[22:15:22] Kieron: 26) Become the host of the crystal maze
[22:15:26] Danny: 27) Use it as a crystal ball
[22:15:33 | Edited 22:15:38] Evil Woman: 28) become the finale of the crystal maze
[22:15:38] Panda: 29) Paint it a rainbow colour to be mistaken for a Skittle
[22:15:40] NooNoo: RUSS! :D
[22:15:43] NooNoo: NooNoo glomps
[22:15:51] Matthew H: 30) lick it
[22:15:59] Mike Wooldridge: Hey Russ!
[22:16:08] Danny: 31) Paint a face on it, cast it out into the ocean and scream I'M SORRY WILSON as it floats away
[22:16:11] Russ Moss: 31) A Skin coloured M&M
[22:16:17] Kieron: 33) Obtain a new job http://www.fancypantsalley.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/38054.jpg
[22:16:23] Panda: 34) Prize within the Crystal Maze
[22:16:31] Russ Moss: 35) Use it as a warhead
[22:16:41] Evil Woman: 36) hang it off a christmas tree
[22:16:50] Kieron: 37) Reflect light off it to burn things with
[22:16:52] Vicky Taylor: 35) Cast a bald cap for the trademarked Diogo costume
[22:16:56] Russ Moss: 37) To mild easter eggs with
[22:16:58] Panda: 38) Battering ram
[22:17:02] Russ Moss: mold
[22:17:23] Matthew H: 39) use it to break up a sam and meat pie arguement
[22:17:32] Vicky Taylor: 40) Fortune teller's orb
[22:18:44] Danny: 41) Use it as a replacement for one of the wheels on Train 5
[22:18:48] Kieron: 41) Printed in all maths textbooks to teach kids on 3d geometry or pi
[22:18:51] Russ Moss: 41) To extract natural gas with
[22:19:20] Kieron: 43) As a butt plug
[22:19:24 | Edited 22:19:28] Evil Woman: 44) as part of a newtons cradle
[22:19:49] Matthew H: 46) as a birthday present for Hills
[22:19:49 | Edited 22:19:55] Evil Woman: 47) the centre of EPCOT
[22:20:04] Danny: 48) The home of Eurosat
[22:20:13 | Edited 22:20:35] Kieron: 49) To model the perfect ice cream scoop
[22:20:27] Dar: 50) A stamp moistener
[22:20:32] Panda: 51) Bog brush
[22:20:43 | Edited 22:20:51] Matthew H: 52) As a sexual enhancement drug
[22:20:46 | Edited 22:20:51] Danny: 53) A stress ball
[22:21:07] Evil Woman: 54) bollock
[22:21:08] Vicky Taylor: 55) a space hopper
[22:21:28] Evil Woman: 56) poi poi
[22:21:35] Russ Moss: 54) A replacement to the Safeway Cafe mushroom chairs
[22:21:44] Evil Woman: 57) matt clifton's stunt double
[22:21:45 | Edited 22:21:59] Danny: 59) A wrecking ball
[22:21:53] Kieron: 59 was Dannys
[22:21:57] Kieron: just 41 away :D
[22:22:31] Matthew H: 60) A table
[22:22:33] Danny: Vicky duplicated one of mine, but we'll brush over that fact :P
[22:22:35] Russ Moss: 60) A DVD storage unit
[22:22:43] Kieron: 62) A novelty gear stick topper
[22:22:48] Panda: 63) Mandy's centrepiece http://www.sphere-fountain.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/aqualens4.jpg
[22:23:05 | Edited 22:23:13] Evil Woman: 64) an 1800's wooden globe
[22:23:21 | Edited 22:23:31] Danny: 65) A prosthetic testicle
[22:23:37] Kieron: 66) A famous exposition in London for the 2000 millennia
[22:23:55] Matthew H: 67) A welcome host for Cbeebies land
[22:24:07] Russ Moss: 68) A Toilet roll cover
[22:24:15] Danny: 69) A sex toy
[22:24:15] Kieron: 69) Tea Cosy
[22:24:17 | Edited 22:24:30] Evil Woman: 71) the head from art attack
[22:24:47] Matthew H: 72) A suicide machine
[22:24:59] Russ Moss: 72) A pottie
[22:25:03] Danny: 74) A shrunken head on the Knight bus
[22:25:20] Matthew H: 75) A size comparison guide for shits
[22:25:23] Vicky Taylor: 76) a trolley coin
[22:25:32] Russ Moss: 78) A tea strainer
[22:25:40] Kieron: 79) A model to show young girls what a boob will look like
[22:25:40] Panda: 80) A prize in the Shiny Show
[22:25:50] Matthew H: WE MISSED 77
[22:25:57] Russ Moss: 81) An automatic shoe polisher
[22:26:07] Kieron: Someone do a 77
[22:26:13] Danny: 77) A figure of 8 ball
[22:26:17] NooNoo: The numbering's gone fucked-up from the start tbh. :P
[22:26:25] Danny: Continue
[22:26:29] Kieron: Balsdon why aren't you contributing
[22:26:32] Kieron: we're almost at 101
[22:26:45 | Edited 22:26:49] Vicky Taylor: 82) a bowling ball
[22:26:51 | Edited 22:27:01] Russ Moss: 83) a Replacement for the Google Chrome Logo
[22:27:21] Mike Wooldridge: 83) A train wheel
[22:27:29 | Edited 22:27:34] NooNoo: 84) a site for a flea circus to erect its big top
[22:27:29] Panda: 85) A fine sacrifice for our supreme overlord, Cthulu
[22:27:32] Danny: 86) The sphere at the top of a Zierer Star Shape
[22:27:38 | Edited 22:27:50] Russ Moss: 87) A beehive
[22:27:47] Danny: Russ you are so out of sync.
[22:27:51 | Edited 22:28:00] Matthew H: 88) A John wardley statue
[22:28:07] Danny: 89) A Disney animatronic
[22:28:11] Mike Wooldridge: 89) A place for spiders to kip
[22:28:25] Kieron: 91) An anal bead
[22:28:36 | Edited 22:28:43] Matthew H: 92) A place for insects to breed
[22:28:39] Vicky Taylor: 92) a fondue pot
[22:28:57] Panda: (Psst, write what you're going to put first then go back and add your number when you're ready)
[22:29:00] Russ Moss: 93) The world cup trophy
[22:29:03 | Edited 22:29:28] Poisson: 95) Giant Eraser
[22:29:14] Kieron: Poisson that was 95
[22:29:32] Kieron: 96) A stick of anti-persperant
[22:29:47] Russ Moss: A grave stone 97.
[22:30:00] Mike Wooldridge: 98) A bike reflector
[22:30:00 | Edited 22:30:08] Kieron: 99) A speed bump
[22:30:04] Matthew H: 100)A mother
[22:30:14] Kieron: 1 more...
[22:30:21] Panda: 101) Lint roller?
[22:30:24] Ashlee Kelly: 101 a pet rock
[22:30:26] Poisson: YES
[22:30:27] Poisson: DONE
[22:30:29] Kieron: Lint roller :P
[22:30:31] Matthew H: 102
[22:30:33] Kieron: Congrats guys
[22:30:37] Kieron: Shall I post it on the forum
[22:30:38] Russ Moss: Didn't take long
[22:30:39] Poisson: YES
[22:30:40] Russ Moss: yes
[22:30:40] Danny: Diogo's head actually has some use...
[22:30:41] Mike Wooldridge: Yes!
[22:30:42] Kieron: any extra can be posted below
[22:30:44] Poisson: Screen shots and all
[22:30:47] Matthew H: Yes, forum
[22:31:08 | Edited 22:31:15] Poisson: Wikiying it
[22:31:12] NooNoo: I vote that it goes in the Tavern.
[22:31:18] Panda: Took 23 minutes
[22:31:27] Mike Wooldridge: Yeah i'd pop it in ze Tavern
Kieron: I shat out a third of a baby.
After being awake for 20 hours and doing 2 exams:
Diogo: Me and Matt are planning on doing Southend at some point.
Poisson: Are you planning on doing Blackpool while you're there?
Diogo: Err, where do think Southend is?
Poisson: Ohhhh fuck, and I'm a A2 Geography student *mumbles excuses, including that Southport and Southend are similar enough*
Panda: I'd make passionate love to a pizza if I could.
