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The park is well known for the range of ghetto-era rides and their former cunning choice of leaving rides to rot before building a new ride on top, as well as their stunning idea to be surrounded by a car park with mismatching area themes. None of this however deters the General Public from visiting as it's all normal to their eyes. | The park is well known for the range of ghetto-era rides and their former cunning choice of leaving rides to rot before building a new ride on top, as well as their stunning idea to be surrounded by a car park with mismatching area themes. None of this however deters the General Public from visiting as it's all normal to their eyes. | ||
| − | Drayton prides itself in being a park with "''firsts''" such as having a Verkoma ride, a [[Maurer Söhne]] that hasn't committed homocide, randomly placed sponsorships (i.e. Arriva) and a [[Intamin]] Teacups themed around beers and boobs. | + | Drayton prides itself in being a park with "''firsts''" such as having a Verkoma ride, a [[Maurer Söhne]] that hasn't committed homocide, an Intamin rapids that <i>has</i>, randomly placed sponsorships (i.e. Arriva) and a [[Intamin]] Teacups themed around beers and boobs. |
The theme tune of Drayton Manor appears to be ''Jupiter'' by Gustav Holst, in an attempt to classy up the park for the Resort title much like Towers but oddly enough it seems to do the trick. | The theme tune of Drayton Manor appears to be ''Jupiter'' by Gustav Holst, in an attempt to classy up the park for the Resort title much like Towers but oddly enough it seems to do the trick. | ||
Revision as of 18:12, 13 June 2018
Drayton Manor is a strange theme park that lives in the shadows of Alton Towers, just outside of Tamworth in South Staffordshire, and is known to be home to some of the most masochistic rides in the United Kingdom such as Shockwave and G-Force.
The park is well known for the range of ghetto-era rides and their former cunning choice of leaving rides to rot before building a new ride on top, as well as their stunning idea to be surrounded by a car park with mismatching area themes. None of this however deters the General Public from visiting as it's all normal to their eyes.
Drayton prides itself in being a park with "firsts" such as having a Verkoma ride, a Maurer Söhne that hasn't committed homocide, an Intamin rapids that has, randomly placed sponsorships (i.e. Arriva) and a Intamin Teacups themed around beers and boobs.
The theme tune of Drayton Manor appears to be Jupiter by Gustav Holst, in an attempt to classy up the park for the Resort title much like Towers but oddly enough it seems to do the trick.
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History
There was once a manor by a lake.
People with sadistic intentions knocked it down and stuck a few rides by the lake.
Drayton Manor was aptly born.
Rides and Attractions
Rollercoasters
- NEW FOR 2017 Hot Wheels: Da Ride
- Buffalo Mountain Coaster
- G-Force
- Shockwave
- Troublesome Trucks
- One of da S&S coasters that will compete with Mackpoo and SWood (The last one is unsafe)
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Thrill Rides
- New for 2014 Air Race
- Apocalypse
- Bounty
- Maelstrom
- Pandemoniun
Water Rides
- Pirate Adventure
- Splash Canyon
- Stormforce 10
Family Rides
- Drunken Barrels
- Excalibur
- Golden Nuggets Wild West Shoot-Out
- Jolly Buccaneer
- The Flying Dutchman
- The Haunting
Kids Rides
- Cranky's Drop Tower
- Crazy Bertie Bus
- Diesel's Locomotion Mayhem
- Harold's Heli Tours
- Jeremy's Flying Academy
- Lady's Carousel
- Rockin' Bulstrode & Sodor Docks
- Sodor's Classic Cars
- Vintage Carousel
Transport
- Chairlift
- Knapford Station
Misc
- 4-D Cinema
- Amusement Arcade
- Crazy Golf
- DinoTrail
- Drayton Queen Boat
- Emily's Adventure Play
- Thomas and Friends Exhibition
- Zoo
