The Faff Revolution

The Faff Revolution was the initial uprising of faff, and ultimately anti-faff.

The Birth of Faff

Whilst the world was waking up to the umistakable scent of theme parks during the 60s and 70s, a huge boom for poorly constructed and completely useless memorabilla/souveniers erupted. Alton, spying a chance to fill their then-meagre pockets produced a series of nic-nac stalls, selling anything from postcards and pencils, to medals and mugs (which can be viewed on the Theme Park Mug Database). With the demand ever rising, people spent more and more time during their visits browsing through the selection of novelties. Whilst they gorged themselves on caps and t-shirts, those who were not drawn into the bustling shop noticed the strange ffects the theme park shops had. People were delayed, zombified. The faff had begun. Whilst queues formed, the faff spread, capturing a much wider selection of people. This outbreak was known as the faff pandemic.

The Faff Pandemic

The faff out break had the thriving theme park community in uproar. Whilst absent-minded visitors browsed to their heart's content, the brave and noble-hearted members of the theme park community consulted the High Council of Wardley (motto: Pupillus pupilla Intemporaliter Propitius) who declared this state of faffing as a pandemic. Whilst reluctant, action had to be taken; an ongoing force against all those who faff. Anti-faff patrols were enforced by enthusiasts and faff awareness was spread. Thus beginning a new age;

Rise of the Anti-Faff

Anti-Faff was generally up and running. Members of anti-faff patrols were expected to follow the 5 ultimate D's of anti-faffing:

• 1). Distract
• 2). Disrupt
• 3). Defaff
• 4). Destroy
• 5). Distract (because that is twice as important)

Extensive Faff

Faff is still a major cuase of theme park depression. 99% of TTF meets result in some form of extreme faff, causing loss of time and will to live.