THAT woman
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THAT woman is the sexiest employee to ever grace a fast-food floor. I mean, just think about her. Imagine KFC gravy dripping from each of her crevices. Oozing from the folds in her skin. Watching her spread it over every inch of her massive body so she's all slippy and lubed up. Just... imagine... KFC... gravy... dripping... from... her...... orifices.
Those poor unlucky souls who ventured into the KFC that day are now known as the Staffordshire Five. 30.4.2011. Lest we forget.