Anti-faff

A means of countering large volumes of faff common on TTF Meets.

Sometimes a way of countering faff is either ringing a small bell bought from the nearest shop, or a football rattle entitled "TTF Faffinator (Faff Annihilator)" on the meets with 15 plus members. These items can occasionally work when faff is within the area but is best used by someone powerful, just under the rank of Admin and Mod.

A Badger is useful for anti-faff. No really, try it and you'll get surprising results!

Usage

To instigate anti-faff all that is required is for a member of the group to shout "anti-faff" and attempt to move to the next destination.

Outcome

The success of an attempted anti-faff depends largely on the individual calling anti-faff. Those with more power over the group can cause movement to start, sometimes resulting in those not ready being left behind and the group fragmenting.

Those with less power are very unlikely to succeed, failure is usually demonstrated by a angry retort of "we're waiting for ___", and results in faff continuing indefinitely.