The Lost Cake
On the dark stormy night of 15/10/10, a birthday cake was lost in the Alton Towers hotel. If you would like a "slice" of the action, then you can help find this lost cake.
Reactions to the loss of the cake came in the lines of "Dough!" and "It will all pavlova in the morning".
The finding of this wonderful cake would just be the icing on the whole adventure, and if you should find it, asking pretty please with a cherry on top should ensure that you to get to keep this wonderful confectionary delight.
Some say that the cake is a lie, or that the whole story is "taking the biscuit", but with the loss of the cake, all we can say is that's the way the cookie crumbles.
News reports state that due to the lost cake "lots of people are really upset as a result." The loss of the cake was taken very hard because "a hell of a lot of work went in to it"
Gloomy wood and Forbidden Valley were the first places to be searched and no crumb of evidence was found. The search has now moved onto the dark forest and a strange chocolate mark has been found on the side of one of Ritas cars. Cake experts are currently being flown in from Mr Kipling to help identify the chocolate smear found on Rita.
