Von Roll
Von Roll is the most evil super-villain who has ever lived. He also manufacturers monofails. Police have issued a photo to the right, and warned park-goers to be vigilant. Here is a list of sightings:
- He was spotted on June 14 1986 tampering with the wheel assemblies on the Mindbender.
- He has been spotted loitering around the Alton Towers Skyride stations with a box of matches.
- He's also been spotting hanging around Wicked Witches Haunt.
- He's been seen backstage winding up the whales at Seaworld Orlando.
His main nemesis (lolololololol) is John Wardley.
Latest Von Roll Update
Recently there have been rumours going round on the internet that Von Roll is planning another evil act. The worlds intelligence agency's are working hard to try and uncover his latest evil plans. This photo is the only real evidence that has been found as to what Von Roll is up to. It is thought that many people have been sacked from their jobs as his henchmen for this breach in security.
