Wardley's Words

Because he is our almighty God and Overlord of British theme parks, John Wardley is always bound to discuss his ideas and beliefs in and about the theme park industry.

And so from this in consequence, he will proceed to give us budding enthusiasts rather thought provoking, inspiring and often very amusing quotes. Sometimes these quotes will evolve into memes and most likely enough, Youtube videos in a CassetteBoy fashion. The reasoning behind these intriguing and amusing quotes is how deadpan and monotone our beloved God is about his creations, especially when he is giving a running commentary whilst riding and chatting about the theme park industry.

His vocal enthusiasm will be with us forever.

Quotes

Rides and Rollercoasters

Air

• Well something everyone wants to do, is to fly.

• Here we go, down the first drop. And you're like a bird! You're flying through the air!

• It's an amazing sensation!

Enterprise

• So when I'm on this wheel spinning round as I am, I don't really want to go round in a circle at all! I want to projected in a dead straight line!

Nemesis

• This is the site of Nemesis: The Ride. Now for the technically minded, it is a multi inversion suspended rollercoaster. But for the rest of you, it's just designed to scare you sh!tless!

• WOW!

Oblivion

• We're entertainers: The fact that we use concrete and steel to do our entertaining as opposed to a piece of Shakespearean text or whatever, this is a material.