Fireworks

Fireworks are pretty... loud things that go BANG when they're launched, stereotypically with 'oohs' and 'aahs' from the crowd below. That is in the media. This kind of reaction sadly doesn't happen in real life as much, because people simply don't care as much unless a banger goes wrong and there is some sort of amusing incident happening.

And of course, you can't have Fireworks without a music playlist on the highest volume in the background although this could be argued as pointless if you are in one of the nearest viewing areas, because every time a firework explodes you cant hear the music anyway! This kind of ignorance towards music can heavily annoy people involved with music... especially if they don't care about the Fireworks and just want to listen to the soundtrack.

Alton's Fireworks

In The Made Up Poll of Firework Displays by me Someone Of Impeccable Importance, Alton Towers ranked top as the most favoured Fireworks Show-Offers by enthusiasts not biased people. This is rather surprising news, no?

Thanks to the useful help of nearby people in the area, Towers have endured years of indecisive nature between hosting a Fireworks event. Before The Ultimate Fireworks in 2010, the last display was in 2006/7 just as the Terrible Dark Ages Disease began to edge away from the park... and complaints starting ramming through the postbox.

It has long been rumoured that the best place to see the Fireworks is from the top of Oblivion's drop, although the bangs are frequently interrupted by hurtling into a giant hole to the person concerned's doom and by Lord of the Darkness' speech impediment.