Von Roll
Von Roll is the most evil super-villain who has ever lived. He also manufacturers monofails. Police have issued a photo to the right, and warned park-goers to be vigilant. Here is a list of sightings:
- He was spotted on June 14 1986 tampering with the wheel assemblies on the Mindbender.
- He has been spotted loitering around the Alton Towers Skyride stations with a box of matches.
- He's also been spotting hanging around Wicked Witches Haunt.
- He's been seen backstage winding up the whales at Seaworld Orlando.
His main nemesis (lolololololol) is John Wardley.
Latest Von Roll Update
Recently there have been rumours going round on the internet that Von Roll is planning another evil act. The worlds intelligence agency's are working hard to try and uncover his latest evil plans. This photo is the only real evidence that has been found as to what Von Roll is up to. It is thought that many people have been sacked from their jobs as his henchmen for this breach in security.
Von Roll strikes again
Von Rolls latest evil attack on theme parks worldwide took place at Universal Island Of Adventure on 1st January 2011.
It looks like Von Roll set fire to part of the Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw falls log flume ride. The fire raged for about 30 minuets until firefighters brought it under control, the fire was out within one hour.
Arson investigators are looking into what caused the fire but as of yet have not been able to determine the cause.
The rumours on the internet are that Von Roll left a small scented candle burning in the roof of one of the ride buildings. Only time will tell if Von Roll will be brought to justice for this latest attack.
But we can only wait and see what his next target is...
