The Faff Revolution

The Faff Revolution was the initial uprising of faff, and ultimately anti-faff.

The Birth of Faff

Whilst the world was waking up to the umistakable scent of theme parks during the 60s and 70s, a huge boom for poorly constructed and completely useless memorabilla/souveniers erupted. Alton, spying a chance to fill their then-meagre pockets produced a series of nic-nac stalls, selling anything from postcards and pencils, to medals and mugs (which can be viewed on the Theme Park Mug Database). With the demand ever rising, people spent more and more time during their visits browsing through the selection of novelties. Whilst they gorged themselves on caps and t-shirts, those who were not drawn into the bustling shop noticed the strange ffects the theme park shops had. People were delayed, zombified. The faff had begun. Whilst queues formed, the faff spread, capturing a much wider selection of people. This outbreak was known as the faff pandemic.

The Faff Pandemic

The faff out break had the thriving theme park community in uproar. Whilst absent-minded visitors browsed to their heart's content, the