TST Skype
Every now and then other day, TSTers from all ends of the country meet on Skype when TST Chat just doesn't cut it. This usually creates spoken drivel through to the early hours of the following morning.
Quotes
- Diogo: Oh, hang on, it just got bigger - what do I do?!?!?
- Diogo: I don't want to know where you're rubbing that...
- Cheese: Is that a rat sitting on your sofa thing, Diogo?
- Islander: No, I think you'll find that's Kelpie...
- Kelpie Waves at Cheese
- [a little while later]
- Cheese: It is almost justified, to be honest. Err, err, I mean the wiki page, not calling Kelpie a rat!
- Sasquatch: "You can't have a group as large as TST without someone catching Chlamydia"
- Chris: "It's a good day when I don't have tits"
- Cap'n Ogoid: I think I've been drinking too much lately
- Cap'n Ogoid swigs beer
- Sam:
There once was a woman called Hills,
At Chessington she sought her thrills,
Her relationship with Diogo
Was like riding a TOGO,
She's just in it for his RCT skills
- John:
It's pictures. You can't wank over pictures.
- Diogo:
I have nothing against cheese on sausage. But a cheesey sausage, on the other hand, is not something you'd want to encounter...
[02:20:25] Jenna: and it's less offensive than some of the other things they call me
[02:20:43] Jenna: I'm not telling you
[02:20:52] Joelio: Lets work them out...
[02:20:52] Jenna: because you'll then use them
[02:20:57] Joelio: Jenson?
[02:21:02] Joelio: Johannson?
[02:21:10] Joelio: Johannasberg?
[02:21:17] Joelio: Jopperberg
[02:21:25] Jenna: what is with all the giant/big connotations Dan?
[02:21:29] Jenna: what are you trying to say?
[02:21:43] Jenna: but fat ones always seem to come to ur mind
[02:21:56] Jenna: well that's easy to see
[02:23:06] Jenna: idiot
[02:23:10] Jenna: pig jokes now
[02:23:48] Jenna: oh god and we're back to the time of the month again
[02:25:21] Jenna: just Dan is on hitlist atm
[02:25:28] Jenna: for calling me a bitch and fat
[02:25:44] Joelio: I suppose Dan did plump for some bad comments.
[02:26:05] Joelio: Its a big ask, making him shut up.
[02:26:09] Jenna: that's just brilliant
[02:26:21] Joelio: Just take everything with a large pinch of salt.
[02:26:37] Jenna: Joelio you can fuck off too
[02:27:00] Joelio: He's obese of a bad bunch ;)
[02:27:26] Jenna: yeh right
[02:28:20] Joelio: Lol, i'm in stitches here
[02:28:45] Joelio: Jennas been tooting her horn... in the big gastric band in the sky
[02:28:52] Jenna: JOELIO!
[02:29:01] Joelio: I can't stomach this anymore
[02:29:04] Jenna: I'm gonna kill you
[02:29:13] Jenna: fucker
[02:29:28] Joelio: Jonna you must ride with me on Congo River Lipids :D
[02:29:35] Jenna: I'm not gonna ride anything with you
[02:29:51] Jordan: You can take the 'with' out of your sentence Joelio :P
[02:29:57] Jenna: urgh
[02:30:05] Joelio: Whatever floats your fat boat
[02:30:10] Jenna: cheek!
[02:30:19] Jordan: Lots and lots of cheek tbh :P
[02:30:23] Jenna: Jordan!
[02:30:45] Jenna: right I'm coming to Scarefest now, fuck the mazes
[02:31:00] Jenna: Dan!
[02:31:05] Jenna: ur STILL making fat jokes
[02:31:42] Jenna: JORDAN
[02:31:53] Joelio: weight a minute, what is this?
[02:31:53] Jordan: :-P
[02:31:58] Jenna: JOELIO!
[02:32:12] Joelio: Look what i've pound, another fat joke.
[02:32:17] Jenna: ur a shit
[02:32:23] Jordan: She'll kilo you, Joel ;)
[02:32:27] Joelio: :P
[02:32:33] Joelio: Mass one now.
[02:32:42] Jenna: Dan that was dire
[02:32:51] Jordan: *diet
[02:32:56] Joelio: Lol
[02:33:01] Jenna: maybe you should just shush and leave it to the experts
[1:09:52 AM] Rowe White: "What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid EARLY on the Skype-morn!" :P
[02:42 AM] towersfreak: "If I had a vagina, I wouldn't be here right now. I would be upstairs fingering myself."
Kelpie:
T*o the tune of Oh Christmas Tree*
Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,
Why are you looking over there?
Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,
Why are you looking over there?
Was that a young girl that you saw,
That you could go touch with your paw?
Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,
Why are you looking over there?
[9:02:40 PM] Joelio: I would wildly bum rice pudding, if forced
[1:33:28 AM] Diogo: I want to be king of boobies
BALSDON!
NooNoo: I think I'd rather go dogging with Gary Glitter than visit Liverpool.
Joelio: I don't know what I'd do if I didn't find myself attractive as I couldn't stop touching myself.
Kieron: You might as well kiss goodbye to your Volkswagen arse tbh.
Diogo: Of course everyone's out to get me. I know they are, because if I wasn't me, I'd be out to get me too.
Diogo: Non-alcoholic wine's like a blowjob without cumming.
(On the prospect of being locked onto Slammer for 24 hours straight)
Poison Tom 96: I'd be happy until I was hungry. Or needed a shit.
Cap'n Ogoid: You can't have bacon if it's not made from a pig's arse.
DeRp: I can't have a wank over someone who's bald.
Benedict: Has "Let Me Google That For You" changed it's name to "Let Me Noo Noo That For You"?
Rowe: If I do this incorrectly... I will be killed by the... Germans... or something.
Rowe: I did a health and safety... hazzzud on zis top, and my boobs, well, my nipples, can't be seen.
Rowe: Have you guys heard of Tex Avery?
All: Of course / yes etc.
Rowe: He's kinda hot.
Benedict: [singing] Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy! Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy! Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy!
Benedict: I'm sleeping with you next weekend, so...
Cap'n Ogoid: i would gladly endure angry rhino rape if it meant this heat would stop
Cap'n Ogoid: I want to go skinny dipping in an ice hole in the arctic circle.
(After a long winded ramble about the possibility of cross breeding humans and apes)
Gazworld: So what you are saying, Kieron, is that you basically want to shag a monkey?"
Kieron: yeah.
Balsdon (to Kieron, talking about going to an American spring break party): You'd better take your wellies because you'd be knee-deep in clunge.
Diogo: Always jiggle before you wipe.
Diogo: The Vulcan bomber could take 21,000lbs of bombs all the way to Port Stanley. However, it couldn't cope with Diogo's shit.
[9:10:54 PM] Cap'n Ogoid: Hils is away, I've got a couple of days off work, and I'm bored of wanking now. Nothing left to do but drink.
Ian: Ripsaw is like having your cheek caressed by your lover. Whereas Talocan is like being butt-fucked by Satan in the most pleasurable way, and to top it all, you've got no arms.
Ian: After the nuclear apocalypse, there will be two things left: Cockroaches, and Huss rides.
Kelpie: I'd rather have a house bat than a spider. They eat insects AND spiders, AND they are cute.
DeRp: (To Tuggerz) John, is that Poison Tom with you?
Ogoid: Er, no, that's Amber.
DeRp: Oh, shit.
Hils: Duffy can be made into bacon.
Diogo: (after an espescially geeky Trek convo between Kelpie and Joel) I'm sorry, IGGY POP played a Vorta?! My world has just been turned inside out and buttfucked.
Diogo: I would turn gay for the fucking Blug Blatter Beast of Traal before I would consider Weaslely fucking Crusher!
Diogo (to Ian): Would you kindly stop pointing the camera at your nipples?
Diogo: Do you even LIKE meat, Panda?
NooNoo: Well, she can eat sausage now...
Diogo: I can only assume Ellie must be bloody fantastic in bed. Otherwise I can't see why Josh would put up with her.
Ellie: Josh just broke the bed!
Kieron: I just had a weird dream of NooNoo getting a foot massage from Ann Widdecombe.
Kieron: Have you ever tried fucking a piece of meat? You know, just wrapped it around your cock and wanked?
Diogo: (To Panda) Panda, being the token lady in the call, have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a cock?
Ashlee: That's not a giraffe!
Poisson: Will, take your right hand off your knob and click something.
Diogo: Georgia, have you been bumming Benedict with a strap on?
Diogo: Do you prefer wanking into a puddle to having sex?
Towers Freak: Hello Hello
Diogo: Is it me your looking for?
Panda: I want something to eat.
Diogo: Cock
Panda: You can have panda bacon, I'll cut off my arse and you can have that.
Amy: But you don't have much of an arse to chop off.
Joel: If you do it more than three or four times in a row, it starts to get a bit sore.
Russ: Well, it's my birthday on Monday, so I've got to make my last few wanks of being 22 special.
Panda: Didn't all primary school classes have that one kid who was obsessed with horses? I feel that's Joel, but with penii.
"Anon": I'm an open minded straight guy, but there's only so much gay porn I can write in one night.
Stu: Sub Terraflakes, mmmmmm the taste of mediocrity.
Diogo (While referring to 'Green Fire', the concept Mack coaster for Liseberg before Helix was built): I'd definitely fuck a man to go on that ride.
NooNoo: My sex dungeon is basically full of hoover nozzles.
Danny: My nipples are hard right now
Rowe: I shouldn't ask this but would somebody write a fanfic of me and my Dave? :P
Stu: I'm never getting pregnant.
Stu: Leave my dressing gown alone.
Stu: If I was a whore, I'd be loaded.
Diogo: You wouldn't know a clunge even if it wrapped itself around your face
(Whilst on the subject of wages at a Wildlife park)
DeRp: What do Park Rangers get?
NooNoo: AIDS.
Diogo: I've just gone deeper into that than I would've liked to.
(All in one go from Russ)
I was never nude in Boxy
I might of rubbed my cock on it for good luck but that's about it
Sort of like a magic lamp
Just to see if there was a genie in it
Panda: I want to see Kieron's sausage
(On the news that Ben was somehow pregnant)
Poisson: Laughing your fucking arse off? Maybe if it had been up there instead this could have been avoided :P
THIS FUNNY: http://i61.tinypic.com/s2gswj.png
