Old MacDonald's Farm
Old MacDonald had a farm.
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And on that farm he had a Riverbank Eye Spy.
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With a static sheep here and a fat ass duck there. Here a moo. There a BOING!! Everywhere an annoying voiceover.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
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Old MacDonald had a farm.
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And on that farm he had a Berry Bish Bash.
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With an OUCH over here and an OOOW MY EYE over there. Here a WAAA. There a WAAAAAA. Everywhere a I want my mummy!.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
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Old MacDonald had a farm.
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And on that farm he had a Doodle Doo Derby.
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With an annoying child here and a more annoying child over there. Here a QUAQUAQUACKQUAQUACK. There a MOMOMOMOOOOMOOO. Everywhere a 5 year old is crying.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
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Old MacDonald had a farm.
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And on that farm he had an Old MacDonald's Tractor Ride.
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With a BEEP BEEP here and a BEEP BEEP there. Here a BEEP. There a BEEP. Everywhere a BEEP-ing BEEP!
Old MacDonald had a farm.
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Old MacDonald had a farm.
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And on that farm he had a Singing Barn.
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With an animatronic pig that sounds like he's swearing here and a hideous scarecrow staring at you there. Here a loose piece of rubber. There a hanging bit of plastic. Everywhere a deafening clash of sound effects that drives adults mad.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
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Old MacDonald had a farm.
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But then it was closed and all of the attractions painted over with garish colours and CBeebies characters.
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