Cloud Cuckoo Land

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Cloud <s>COCK</s>Cuckoo Land is one of the newer areas of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], catering to the under 12s as a delusional land of fancy... with big painted flowers on the wall. Everything is meant to be in a horrible shade of pastel in order to make this delusion work. Cloud Cuckoo Land is also the home of many [[bees]].
 
Cloud <s>COCK</s>Cuckoo Land is one of the newer areas of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], catering to the under 12s as a delusional land of fancy... with big painted flowers on the wall. Everything is meant to be in a horrible shade of pastel in order to make this delusion work. Cloud Cuckoo Land is also the home of many [[bees]].
  
Rides in this area:
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Cloud Cuckoo Land is thought to be one of the most rethemed areas in the entire park, because the interests of children change so often that [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] must run along with the demographic to keep up, thus bringing the current amount of rethemes up to ''n''.
  
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The most remembered themed areas are Cred Street and Land of Make Believe.
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=== Current Rides and Attractions ===
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*[[Charlie_and_the_Chocolate_Factory|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]] - Do you like chocolate? Do you like factories? Do you like Roald Dahl's ''[[Charlie_and_the_Chocolate_Factory|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]]''? If you do, then '''DON'T RIDE THIS'''.
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*Peugeot 207 Driving School - The perfect driving ride for any youngster who wishes to collect speeding tickets.
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*Twirling Toadstool - The world's most horrific and frightening Wave Swinger.
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*Frog Hopper - The world's most defying and feared drop tower... themed as a frog.
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*Gallopers Carousel
 
*Gallopers Carousel
*Peugoet Driving School
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*Twirling Toadstall (of Doom)
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=== Former Rides and Attractions ===
*[[Charlie_and_the_Chocolate_Factory|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]]
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*[[Toyland Tours]] - Was one of the best ever, most exciting and thrilling, amazing, spectacular, wonderful, awesome, brilliant and exceeding expectation ride in the whole of creation. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oQeE8B5RlI Was home to...]
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*Nickleodeon Outta Control
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*Doom And Sons

Revision as of 13:30, 9 August 2010

Cloud COCKCuckoo Land is one of the newer areas of Alton Towers, catering to the under 12s as a delusional land of fancy... with big painted flowers on the wall. Everything is meant to be in a horrible shade of pastel in order to make this delusion work. Cloud Cuckoo Land is also the home of many bees.

Cloud Cuckoo Land is thought to be one of the most rethemed areas in the entire park, because the interests of children change so often that Alton Towers must run along with the demographic to keep up, thus bringing the current amount of rethemes up to n.

The most remembered themed areas are Cred Street and Land of Make Believe.

Current Rides and Attractions

  • Peugeot 207 Driving School - The perfect driving ride for any youngster who wishes to collect speeding tickets.
  • Twirling Toadstool - The world's most horrific and frightening Wave Swinger.
  • Frog Hopper - The world's most defying and feared drop tower... themed as a frog.
  • Gallopers Carousel

Former Rides and Attractions

  • Toyland Tours - Was one of the best ever, most exciting and thrilling, amazing, spectacular, wonderful, awesome, brilliant and exceeding expectation ride in the whole of creation. Was home to...
  • Nickleodeon Outta Control
  • Doom And Sons
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