Faff

Faff is the enemy.

DO NOT give in to the faff!

Resist its evil, terrifying ways!

It will be the end of us all...

ALL OF US I TELL YOU!

Oh the humanity of meets, driven down by standing around, having conversations AND NOT RIDING ANYTHING!

And apparantly in an attempt to counter faff, some TTF meets have a dedicated anti-faff patrol who only occasionally appear. Yeah. 'Dedication'.

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More information on the theory of faff can be found in this Coasterforce article