Old MacDonald's Farm

Latest revision as of 14:56, 12 September 2015

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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And on that farm he had a Riverbank Eye Spy.

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With a static sheep here and a fat ass duck there. Here a moo. There a BOING!! Everywhere an annoying voiceover.

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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Old MacDonald had a farm.

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And on that farm he had a Berry Bish Bash.

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With an OUCH over here and an OOOW MY EYE over there. Here a WAAA. There a WAAAAAA. Everywhere a I want my mummy!.

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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Old MacDonald had a farm.

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And on that farm he had a Doodle Doo Derby.

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With an annoying child here and a more annoying child over there. Here a QUAQUAQUACKQUAQUACK. There a MOMOMOMOOOOMOOO. Everywhere a 5 year old is crying.

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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Old MacDonald had a farm.

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And on that farm he had an Old MacDonald's Tractor Ride.

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With a BEEP BEEP here and a BEEP BEEP there. Here a BEEP. There a BEEP. Everywhere a BEEP-ing BEEP!

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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Old MacDonald had a farm.

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And on that farm he had a Singing Barn.

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With an animatronic pig that sounds like he's swearing here and a hideous scarecrow staring at you there. Here a loose piece of rubber. There a hanging bit of plastic. Everywhere a deafening clash of sound effects that drives adults mad.

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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Old MacDonald had a farm.

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But then it was closed and all of the attractions painted over with garish colours and CBeebies characters.

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