TST Skype

Revision as of 01:38, 4 October 2011

Every now and then other day, TTFers from all ends of the country meet on Skype when TTF Chat just doesn't cut it. This usually creates spoken drivel through to the early hours of the following morning.

Quotes

- Diogo: Oh, hang on, it just got bigger - what do I do?!?!?

- Diogo: I don't want to know where you're rubbing that...

- Cheese: Is that a rat sitting on your sofa thing, Diogo?

- Islander: No, I think you'll find that's Kelpie...

- Kelpie Waves at Cheese

- [a little while later]

- Cheese: It is almost justified, to be honest. Err, err, I mean the wiki page, not calling Kelpie a rat!

- Sasquatch: "You can't have a group as large as TTF without someone catching Chlamydia"

- Chris: "It's a good day when I don't have tits"

- Cap'n Ogoid: I think I've been drinking too much lately

- Cap'n Ogoid swigs beer

- Sam:

There once was a woman called Hills,

At Chessington she sought her thrills,

Her relationship with Diogo

Was like riding a TOGO,

She's just in it for his RCT skills

- John:

It's pictures. You can't wank over pictures.

- Diogo:

I have nothing against cheese on sausage. But a cheesey sausage, on the other hand, is not something you'd want to encounter...

[04/10/2011 02:20:25] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: and it's less offensive than some of the other things they call me
[04/10/2011 02:20:43] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: I'm not telling you
[04/10/2011 02:20:52] Roland B: Lets work them out...
[04/10/2011 02:20:52] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: because you'll then use them
[04/10/2011 02:20:57] Roland B: Jenson?
[04/10/2011 02:21:02] Roland B: Johannson?
[04/10/2011 02:21:10] Roland B: Johannasberg?
[04/10/2011 02:21:17] Roland B: Jopperberg

[04/10/2011 02:21:25] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: what is with all the giant/big connotations Dan?
[04/10/2011 02:21:29] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: what are you trying to say?
[04/10/2011 02:21:43] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: but fat ones always seem to come to ur mind
[04/10/2011 02:21:56] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: well that's easy to see
[04/10/2011 02:23:06] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: idiot
[04/10/2011 02:23:10] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: pig jokes now
[04/10/2011 02:23:48] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: oh god and we're back to the time of the month again

[04/10/2011 02:25:21] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: just Dan is on hitlist atm
[04/10/2011 02:25:28] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: for calling me a bitch and fat
[04/10/2011 02:25:44] Roland B: I suppose Dan did plump for some bad comments.
[04/10/2011 02:26:05] Roland B: Its a big ask, making him shut up.
[04/10/2011 02:26:09] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: that's just brilliant
[04/10/2011 02:26:21] Roland B: Just take everything with a large pinch of salt.
[04/10/2011 02:26:37] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: Joelio you can fuck off too
[04/10/2011 02:27:00] Roland B: He's obese of a bad bunch ;)
[04/10/2011 02:27:26] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: yeh right
[04/10/2011 02:28:20] Roland B: Lol, i'm in stitches here
[04/10/2011 02:28:45] Roland B: Jennas been tooting her horn... in the big gastric band in the sky
[04/10/2011 02:28:52] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: JOELIO!
[04/10/2011 02:29:01] Roland B: I can't stomach this anymore
[04/10/2011 02:29:04] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: I'm gonna kill you
[04/10/2011 02:29:13] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: fucker
[04/10/2011 02:29:28] Roland B: Jonna you must ride with me on Congo River Lipids :D
[04/10/2011 02:29:35] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: I'm not gonna ride anything with you
[04/10/2011 02:29:51] Jordan: You can take the 'with' out of your sentence Joelio :P
[04/10/2011 02:29:57] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: urgh
[04/10/2011 02:30:05] Roland B: Whatever floats your fat boat
[04/10/2011 02:30:10] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: cheek!
[04/10/2011 02:30:19] Jordan: Lots and lots of cheek tbh :P
[04/10/2011 02:30:23] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: Jordan!
[04/10/2011 02:30:45] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: right I'm coming to Scarefest now, fuck the mazes
[04/10/2011 02:31:00] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: Dan!
[04/10/2011 02:31:05] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: ur STILL making fat jokes
[04/10/2011 02:31:42] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: JORDAN
[04/10/2011 02:31:53] Roland B: weight a minute, what is this?
[04/10/2011 02:31:53] Jordan: :-P
[04/10/2011 02:31:58] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: JOELIO!
[04/10/2011 02:32:12] Roland B: Look what i've pound, another fat joke.
[04/10/2011 02:32:17] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: ur a shit
[04/10/2011 02:32:23] Jordan: She'll kilo you, Joel ;)
[04/10/2011 02:32:27] Roland B: :P
[04/10/2011 02:32:33] Roland B: Mass one now.
[04/10/2011 02:32:42] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: Dan that was dire
[04/10/2011 02:32:51] Jordan: *diet
[04/10/2011 02:32:56] Roland B: Lol
[04/10/2011 02:33:01] Jenna Elizabeth Hastings: maybe you should just shush and leave it to the experts