Wardley's Heavenly Items

Here is a short list of all the items we have seen John Wardley worn and carried over the many years he has been working for the former Tussauds, now Merlin Entertainments Ltd. Do note there may be some items missing from the area in the form of photo and video evidence, but our highly incapable team will be out there on the internet, searching the web for the evidence and the real facts behind our holy God.

Items of Holiness

Wardley's Bum Bag

It has only made one appearance so far in the world in front of a KUKA arm but its popularity has proved it enough to become a item of heavenly nature. Note John as he firmly shakes another man's hand whilst proudly wearing the bumbag, an expectation of a item a man should never wear, that he breaks with his guns thoughtful, unprejudiced nature.

Wardley's Lanyard

This heavenly item is normally hidden on John's person but at Scarefest (16/10/2010), it was revealed to the fans as a remarkable piece of win. It sits on John's chest, looking proud and win as enthusiasts wish to touch it, but they would want to touch his guns hand in proud valour for meeting the God. In the picture below, it sits happily next to the many layered muscle bound shirts.

Wardley's Multiple Muscle Bound Shirts

John Wardley is known for wearing many different shirts that show off his guns wonderful, rippling arm muscles and chest. This has caused several fangirls/boys to faint at the sheer awesome power hidden beneath those shirts.

Wardley's Nemesis Wool Cap

The wool cap appeared in the Oblivion test videos that featured on Blue Peter and The Magic Factory alongside Wardley's Jacket, as a shameless plug to John's earlier work Nemesis enscribed in red across his forehead, obviously on black wool to protect his wonderful forehead. One thing is for certain though; Fans want those guns wool caps.

Wardley's Yellow Hard Hat

Of course building many of the rides himself by hand thanks to his guns, John has to make sure his forehead and special working brain are kept safe from any falling steel structures, planks and rabid fangirls/boys glomping him. This has been present in the media during the construction of the Runaway Mine Train, Nemesis and Oblivion, and can be seen in the gallery below with his multiple muscle bound shirts.

Wardley's Gallery

Shameless Thirteen plug. Lanyard of win.

Blue shirt of win.

Black polo shirt of win.

Smart black suit and yellow hard hat of win.

White polo shirt and yellow hard hat of win.

White tight shirt and yellow hard hat of win.

Shameless plug of win.