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Short... narrow... rather light reflecting... knee <nowiki>splatting</nowiki> tunnels.... | Short... narrow... rather light reflecting... knee <nowiki>splatting</nowiki> tunnels.... | ||
| − | It's true! It may just be | + | It's true! It may just be an odd fetish of his in some ways, but we still bow down to his Godlike powers <s>and [[Wardley's Guns|guns]]</s>. |
Look at: | Look at: | ||
| − | + | == Particular Wardley's Tunnels == | |
| − | *[[Vampire]] - It | + | *[[Vampire]] - It uzed to hav von vlong, rocky tunnvel, but zis got shortenhed zeveral yhears aftzer ze rhide openhed! |
| − | *[[Bubbleworks]] - | + | *[[Bubbleworks|Professor Burp's Bubbleworks]] - Originally known as the "Decontamination Chamber", in which riders would pass under a large machine into a short tunnel with a few strobes in it. But now it is just yellow. Just yellow. |
| − | *[[Duel|Haunted House]] - | + | *[[Duel|Haunted House]] - "Tunnel of Doom". A medium sized, rotating depiction of Hell entered through a skull-like effigy... tunnel. That is all. |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Terror Tomb]] - A random, dark tunnel that riders pass through whilst in the tomb, painted with orange cracks. It was originally not in [[The Fifth Dimension]], because Wardley only discovered his love for tunnels several years after the ride was built. In fact, the only reason that <nowiki>the Fifth Dimension</nowiki> was rethemed into <nowiki>Terror Tomb</nowiki> was because it needed a tunnel. |
| − | *[[Oblivion]] - '''ONE LONG, DEEP, DARK TUNNEL.''' | + | *[[Nemesis]] - Two in total. Two ''very fast'' tunnels... |
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| + | *[[Oblivion]] - '''ONE LONG, DEEP, DARK TUNNEL.''' Possibly his sexiest and most-made euphemism. | ||
*[[Air]] - 2, including the entrance tunnel to the lift hill. That latter is not so much a sexy tunnel. | *[[Air]] - 2, including the entrance tunnel to the lift hill. That latter is not so much a sexy tunnel. | ||
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| + | *[[Runaway Mine Train]] and [[Congo River Rapids]] - One lengthy shared tunnel. Copious amounts of waving between riders on both rides is extremely likely. | ||
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| + | *[[Th13teen]] - Technically this tunnel is one of Wardley's. The tunnel is prominent within the Crypt itself as you go speeding backwards through a long, jaunty and cold tunnel. | ||
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| + | == Less well known, not necessarily Wardley Tunnels == | ||
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| + | *Frog Hopper - The entrance, or even existence of this tunnel was a complete mystery until it was discovered by the RMT on that messy night at the Weathervane when [[Thirteen|Thirteen]] was created. What, you didn't know about that? | ||
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| + | === Sacrilegious Tunnels === | ||
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| + | It is common fact that many parks have tunnels that [[God|God]] did not create and do not adhere to the laws of Wardley's Tunnels, which makes a bit of logical sense seeing as they weren't of his splendifferous creations. | ||
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| + | *[[Nemesis Inferno]] - The mist tunnel is enjoyed by some enthusiasts but sadly does not live up to the theming expectations. | ||
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| + | *[[Colossus]] - A few short tunnels. They are vaguely liked. | ||
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| + | *[[Ribena Rumba Rapids]] - One long tunnel that is despised for its lazy fairy lighting and left Ribena sponsership theming, alongside a long waterfall on the side that funnily enough '''doesn't get you wet'''. | ||
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| + | == External links == | ||
| + | *[http://www.facebook.com/pages/John-Wardley-certainly-likes-tunnels/152457524798078 Faffbook fan page] | ||
| + | *[http://www.wardleystunnels.org/ Wardley's Tunnels] | ||
[[Category: Wardley's Index]] | [[Category: Wardley's Index]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:25, 11 November 2010
Well... what can we say? John Wardley loves his tunnels.
Long... deep... dark... tunnels...
Short... narrow... rather light reflecting... knee splatting tunnels....
It's true! It may just be an odd fetish of his in some ways, but we still bow down to his Godlike powers and guns.
Look at:
Contents |
[edit] Particular Wardley's Tunnels
- Vampire - It uzed to hav von vlong, rocky tunnvel, but zis got shortenhed zeveral yhears aftzer ze rhide openhed!
- Professor Burp's Bubbleworks - Originally known as the "Decontamination Chamber", in which riders would pass under a large machine into a short tunnel with a few strobes in it. But now it is just yellow. Just yellow.
- Haunted House - "Tunnel of Doom". A medium sized, rotating depiction of Hell entered through a skull-like effigy... tunnel. That is all.
- Terror Tomb - A random, dark tunnel that riders pass through whilst in the tomb, painted with orange cracks. It was originally not in The Fifth Dimension, because Wardley only discovered his love for tunnels several years after the ride was built. In fact, the only reason that the Fifth Dimension was rethemed into Terror Tomb was because it needed a tunnel.
- Nemesis - Two in total. Two very fast tunnels...
- Oblivion - ONE LONG, DEEP, DARK TUNNEL. Possibly his sexiest and most-made euphemism.
- Air - 2, including the entrance tunnel to the lift hill. That latter is not so much a sexy tunnel.
- Runaway Mine Train and Congo River Rapids - One lengthy shared tunnel. Copious amounts of waving between riders on both rides is extremely likely.
- Th13teen - Technically this tunnel is one of Wardley's. The tunnel is prominent within the Crypt itself as you go speeding backwards through a long, jaunty and cold tunnel.
[edit] Less well known, not necessarily Wardley Tunnels
- Frog Hopper - The entrance, or even existence of this tunnel was a complete mystery until it was discovered by the RMT on that messy night at the Weathervane when Thirteen was created. What, you didn't know about that?
[edit] Sacrilegious Tunnels
It is common fact that many parks have tunnels that God did not create and do not adhere to the laws of Wardley's Tunnels, which makes a bit of logical sense seeing as they weren't of his splendifferous creations.
- Nemesis Inferno - The mist tunnel is enjoyed by some enthusiasts but sadly does not live up to the theming expectations.
- Colossus - A few short tunnels. They are vaguely liked.
- Ribena Rumba Rapids - One long tunnel that is despised for its lazy fairy lighting and left Ribena sponsership theming, alongside a long waterfall on the side that funnily enough doesn't get you wet.
