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| − | Here is a short list of all the items we have seen [[John_Wardley|John Wardley]] worn and carried over the many years he has been working for [[ | + | Here is a short list of all the items we have seen [[John_Wardley|John Wardley]] worn and carried over the many years he has been working for the former Tussauds, now [[Merlin Entertainments Ltd]]. Do note there may be some items missing from the area in the form of photo and video evidence, but our highly <s>in</s>capable team will be out there on the internet, searching the web for the evidence and the real facts behind our holy [[God]]. |
| − | == Items of | + | == Items of Holiness == |
=== Wardley's Bum Bag === | === Wardley's Bum Bag === | ||
| − | It has only made one appearance so far in the world in front of a KUKA arm but its popularity has proved it enough to become a item of heavenly nature. | + | It has only made one appearance so far in the world in front of a KUKA arm but its popularity has proved it enough to become a item of heavenly nature. Note John as he firmly shakes another man's hand whilst proudly wearing the bumbag, an expectation of a item a man should never wear, that he breaks with his <s>[[Wardley's Guns|guns]]</s> thoughtful, unprejudiced nature. |
=== Wardley's Lanyard === | === Wardley's Lanyard === | ||
| − | This heavenly item is normally hidden on John's person but at Scarefest ( | + | This heavenly item is normally hidden on John's person but at Scarefest (16/10/2010), it was revealed to the fans as a remarkable piece of win. It sits on John's chest, looking proud and win as enthusiasts wish to touch it, but they would want to touch his <s>[[Wardley's Guns|guns]]</s> hand in proud valour for meeting the [[God]]. In the picture below, it sits happily next to the many layered muscle bound shirts. |
=== Wardley's Multiple Muscle Bound Shirts === | === Wardley's Multiple Muscle Bound Shirts === | ||
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The wool cap appeared in the [[Oblivion|Oblivion]] test videos that featured on ''Blue Peter'' and ''The Magic Factory'' alongside [[Wardley's Jacket]], as a shameless plug to John's earlier work <nowiki>Nemesis</nowiki> enscribed in red across his forehead, obviously on black wool to protect his wonderful forehead. One thing is for certain though; Fans want those <s>[[Wardley's Guns|guns]]</s> wool caps. | The wool cap appeared in the [[Oblivion|Oblivion]] test videos that featured on ''Blue Peter'' and ''The Magic Factory'' alongside [[Wardley's Jacket]], as a shameless plug to John's earlier work <nowiki>Nemesis</nowiki> enscribed in red across his forehead, obviously on black wool to protect his wonderful forehead. One thing is for certain though; Fans want those <s>[[Wardley's Guns|guns]]</s> wool caps. | ||
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| + | === Wardley's Yellow Hard Hat === | ||
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| + | Of course building many of the rides himself by hand <s>thanks to his [[Wardley's Guns|guns]]</s>, John has to make sure his forehead and special working brain are kept safe from any falling steel structures, planks and rabid fangirls/boys glomping him. This has been present in the media during the construction of the [[Runaway Mine Train]], Nemesis and Oblivion, and can be seen in the gallery below with his multiple muscle bound shirts. | ||
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| + | == Wardley's Gallery == | ||
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| + | {| | ||
| + | | [[Image:WardleysLanyard.JPG|thumb|upright|Shameless Thirteen plug. Lanyard of win.]] | ||
| + | | [[Image:Wardleyshirtwin1.jpg|thumb|upright|Blue shirt of win.]] | ||
| + | | [[Image:Wardleyshirtwin3.jpg|thumb|upright|Black polo shirt of win.]] | ||
| + | | [[Image:Wardley pointing at his awesomeness.png|thumb|upright|Smart black suit and yellow hard hat of win.]] | ||
| + | |} | ||
| + | {| | ||
| + | | [[Image:Wardleyshirtwin2.jpg|thumb|upright|White polo shirt and yellow hard hat of win.]] | ||
| + | | [[Image:Wardleyshirtwin4.jpg|thumb|upright|White tight shirt and yellow hard hat of win.]] | ||
| + | | [[Image:Wardleywoolcap.jpg|thumb|upright|Shameless plug of win.]] | ||
| + | |} | ||
[[Category: Wardley's Index]] | [[Category: Wardley's Index]] | ||
Latest revision as of 13:58, 23 December 2010
Here is a short list of all the items we have seen John Wardley worn and carried over the many years he has been working for the former Tussauds, now Merlin Entertainments Ltd. Do note there may be some items missing from the area in the form of photo and video evidence, but our highly incapable team will be out there on the internet, searching the web for the evidence and the real facts behind our holy God.
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[edit] Items of Holiness
[edit] Wardley's Bum Bag
It has only made one appearance so far in the world in front of a KUKA arm but its popularity has proved it enough to become a item of heavenly nature. Note John as he firmly shakes another man's hand whilst proudly wearing the bumbag, an expectation of a item a man should never wear, that he breaks with his guns thoughtful, unprejudiced nature.
[edit] Wardley's Lanyard
This heavenly item is normally hidden on John's person but at Scarefest (16/10/2010), it was revealed to the fans as a remarkable piece of win. It sits on John's chest, looking proud and win as enthusiasts wish to touch it, but they would want to touch his guns hand in proud valour for meeting the God. In the picture below, it sits happily next to the many layered muscle bound shirts.
[edit] Wardley's Multiple Muscle Bound Shirts
John Wardley is known for wearing many different shirts that show off his guns wonderful, rippling arm muscles and chest. This has caused several fangirls/boys to faint at the sheer awesome power hidden beneath those shirts.
[edit] Wardley's Nemesis Wool Cap
The wool cap appeared in the Oblivion test videos that featured on Blue Peter and The Magic Factory alongside Wardley's Jacket, as a shameless plug to John's earlier work Nemesis enscribed in red across his forehead, obviously on black wool to protect his wonderful forehead. One thing is for certain though; Fans want those guns wool caps.
[edit] Wardley's Yellow Hard Hat
Of course building many of the rides himself by hand thanks to his guns, John has to make sure his forehead and special working brain are kept safe from any falling steel structures, planks and rabid fangirls/boys glomping him. This has been present in the media during the construction of the Runaway Mine Train, Nemesis and Oblivion, and can be seen in the gallery below with his multiple muscle bound shirts.
[edit] Wardley's Gallery
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