John Wardley

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[[File:God.jpg|200px|thumb|right|One of few discovered depictions of the great god John himself at work creating Air, as '''all''' depictions are banned by the faction]] The Right Honourable Supreme Leader '''John Wardley''' (pbuh) is considered one of the most evangelical and holiest of [[The_Gods_Of_Roller_Coasters|The Gods Of Roller Coasters]], and generally lords it up in the realm of the [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] religious faction as father to all of the [[The_Gods_Of_Roller_Coasters|other gods]]. Generally speaking, it is considered by the followers of the faction that if the great John has not blessed a steel beast or wooden monster of a coaster in some fashion, it is considered to be unworthy of enjoyment by the mere mortals of the faction.
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[[File:God.jpg|300px|thumb|right|One of few discovered depictions of the great god John himself at work creating Air, as '''all''' depictions are banned by the faction]] The Right Honourable Supreme Leader '''John Wardley''', PhD, MSc, MA, BSc, BA, OBE, MBE, HRH, is considered one of the most evangelical and holiest of [[The_Gods_Of_Roller_Coasters|The Gods Of Roller Coasters]], and generally lords it up in the realm of the [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] religious faction as father to all of the [[The_Gods_Of_Roller_Coasters|other gods]]. Generally speaking, it is considered by the followers of the faction that if the great John has not blessed a steel beast or wooden monster of a coaster in some fashion, it is considered to be unworthy of enjoyment by the mere mortals of the faction.
  
 
Enthusiasts should also remember the holy garment John Wardley wore in many of his outdoor interviews, known to many as simply, [[Wardley's Jacket]]. It is holy in the fact he is wearing it and that is quite a remarkable jacket.
 
Enthusiasts should also remember the holy garment John Wardley wore in many of his outdoor interviews, known to many as simply, [[Wardley's Jacket]]. It is holy in the fact he is wearing it and that is quite a remarkable jacket.
  
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He may be God but can evolve into the character Jigsaw (from the infamous [[SAW:_The_Ride|Sore Series]]). (He's also a Pokemon)
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Here are the steps of transformation:    John Wardley --> [[James|James]]--> Jigsaw
 
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Latest revision as of 16:44, 12 May 2017

One of few discovered depictions of the great god John himself at work creating Air, as all depictions are banned by the faction
The Right Honourable Supreme Leader John Wardley, PhD, MSc, MA, BSc, BA, OBE, MBE, HRH, is considered one of the most evangelical and holiest of The Gods Of Roller Coasters, and generally lords it up in the realm of the roller coaster religious faction as father to all of the other gods. Generally speaking, it is considered by the followers of the faction that if the great John has not blessed a steel beast or wooden monster of a coaster in some fashion, it is considered to be unworthy of enjoyment by the mere mortals of the faction.

Enthusiasts should also remember the holy garment John Wardley wore in many of his outdoor interviews, known to many as simply, Wardley's Jacket. It is holy in the fact he is wearing it and that is quite a remarkable jacket.

He may be God but can evolve into the character Jigsaw (from the infamous Sore Series). (He's also a Pokemon) Here are the steps of transformation: John Wardley --> James--> Jigsaw

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