Giant Squid
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| − | Monty the Giant Squid inhabits a luxurious first class penthouse in the lake at [[Alton Towers]], regularly entertaining for the children and then eating the [[chavs]]. He is a very kind and docile creature but also quite shy with the elder visitors, even though he is older than them by centuries. | + | Monty the Giant Squid inhabits a luxurious first class penthouse in the lake at [[Alton Towers]], regularly entertaining for the children and then eating the [[Chav|chavs]]. He is a very kind and docile creature but also quite shy with the elder visitors, even though he is older than them by centuries. |
[[File:Bed.jpg|thumb|right|Chilling in his bedroom. The light outside appears to be above water, but this is what light is actually like underwater.]] | [[File:Bed.jpg|thumb|right|Chilling in his bedroom. The light outside appears to be above water, but this is what light is actually like underwater.]] | ||
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*He doesn't like to admit that he witnessed both [[Skyride]] incidents. | *He doesn't like to admit that he witnessed both [[Skyride]] incidents. | ||
*Can solve 500 Rubiks Cube in under a minute. | *Can solve 500 Rubiks Cube in under a minute. | ||
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Latest revision as of 22:43, 5 March 2013
Monty the Giant Squid inhabits a luxurious first class penthouse in the lake at Alton Towers, regularly entertaining for the children and then eating the chavs. He is a very kind and docile creature but also quite shy with the elder visitors, even though he is older than them by centuries.
[edit] Monty Facts
- His favourite show is Balamory and has recorded every episode twice.
- His favourite film is Atlantis: The Lost Empire, because his cousin Toodles wrecks the submarine.
- When he's not too busy eating chavs, Monty enjoys playing tennis and cooking.
- He doesn't like to admit that he witnessed both Skyride incidents.
- Can solve 500 Rubiks Cube in under a minute.
