Wardley's Tunnels
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=== Sacrilegious Tunnels === | === Sacrilegious Tunnels === | ||
| − | It is common fact that many parks have tunnels that [[ | + | It is common fact that many parks have tunnels that [[God|God]] did not create and do not adhere to the laws of Wardley's Tunnels, which makes a bit of logical sense seeing as they weren't of his splendifferous creations. |
*[[Nemesis Inferno]] - The mist tunnel is enjoyed by some enthusiasts but sadly does not live up to the theming expectations. | *[[Nemesis Inferno]] - The mist tunnel is enjoyed by some enthusiasts but sadly does not live up to the theming expectations. | ||
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*[[Ribena Rumba Rapids]] - One long tunnel that is despised for its lazy fairy lighting and left Ribena sponsership theming, alongside a long waterfall on the side that funnily enough '''doesn't get you wet'''. | *[[Ribena Rumba Rapids]] - One long tunnel that is despised for its lazy fairy lighting and left Ribena sponsership theming, alongside a long waterfall on the side that funnily enough '''doesn't get you wet'''. | ||
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| + | [http://www.wardleystunnels.org/ Wardley's Tunnels], coming soon... | ||
[[Category: Wardley's Index]] | [[Category: Wardley's Index]] | ||
Revision as of 00:32, 9 November 2010
Well... what can we say? John Wardley loves his tunnels.
Long... deep... dark... tunnels...
Short... narrow... rather light reflecting... knee splatting tunnels....
It's true! It may just be an odd fetish of his in some ways, but we still bow down to his Godlike powers and guns.
Look at:
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Particular Wardley's Tunnels
- Vampire - It haz von vlong tunnvel!
- Bubbleworks - Basically one long, dark yet covered in UV paint tunnel.
- Haunted House - Tunnel of Doom A medium sized, rotating depiction of Hell entered through a skull-like effigy... tunnel. That is all.
- Nemesis - 2 in total.
- Oblivion - ONE LONG, DEEP, DARK TUNNEL. Possibly his sexiest and most-made euphemism.
- Air - 2, including the entrance tunnel to the lift hill. That latter is not so much a sexy tunnel.
- Runaway Mine Train and Congo River Rapids - One lengthy shared tunnel. Copious amounts of waving between riders on both rides is extremely likely.
- Th13teen - Technically Wardley's Tunnel, this is prominent within the crypt itself as you go speeding backwards through a long, jaunty and cold tunnel.
Less well known, not necessarily Wardley Tunnels
- Frog Hopper - The entrance, or even existence of this tunnel was a complete mystery until it was discovered by the RMT on that messy night at the Weathervane when Thirteen was created. What, you didn't know about that?
Sacrilegious Tunnels
It is common fact that many parks have tunnels that God did not create and do not adhere to the laws of Wardley's Tunnels, which makes a bit of logical sense seeing as they weren't of his splendifferous creations.
- Nemesis Inferno - The mist tunnel is enjoyed by some enthusiasts but sadly does not live up to the theming expectations.
- Colossus - A few short tunnels. They are vaguely liked.
- Ribena Rumba Rapids - One long tunnel that is despised for its lazy fairy lighting and left Ribena sponsership theming, alongside a long waterfall on the side that funnily enough doesn't get you wet.
Website
Wardley's Tunnels, coming soon...
