Hocus Pocus Hall
(Am going to be working on this but due to bad memory, can't remember most of the walkthrough. It's that bad.) |
Revision as of 15:18, 16 November 2010
Hocus Pocus Hall is a not very spooky dark walkthrough of the Burnt Stub Mansion at Chessington World of Adventures, which has been majorly refurbished and revamped for the whimsical tastes of goblins and some wizard who happens to live there. The walkthrough uses the cans of UV paint left over from Professor Burp's Bubbleworks, which explains why said ride didn't have a proper paint job during the depressing re-theme. It can be said Hocus Pocus Hall has a few lingering elements of Theatrical Brilliance, although being rather naive and bland with everything in it, but hey! At least it's better than the Wind in the Willows walkthrough at Paultons Park!
The walkthrough is regularly confused, thanks to the theme of 'magic', for a Harry Potter attraction... because it's based around magic and some crackpot wizard... by children... YEAH.
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Ride Walkthrough
Pre-Show Hall
You start off in the pre-show hall, where a slightly creepy portrait in front of you has moving eyes looking about the visitors. This has been speculated to be the walkthrough operator's way of checking no-one is recording the experience... or to see if there are any MILFs in the audience. Without much of a warning, the wizard within the portrait comes alive to chat to you about the attraction, telling you to put on your 4D glasses or you'll miss out on some of the innuendo for the parents. Then a goblin arrives, f!cks up the wizard's pre-show and soon the entire hall turns into lame UV paint.
Corridor of Funky Eyes and Lewd Books
You are then directed to a corridor, which is basically Vampire's old black theming cloth with painted on UV, depicting all these weird Goblin eyes and soon, books with very amusing names on them for the adults to spot, laugh and be questioned by their young on why they're laughing at Spells With Viagra.
Trommel's Knockoff Tunnel
Again, a UV painting circular tunnel attempting to dizzy the senses. It isn't very interesting.
Chessington's Electrician and Scientist Hell
Here you see some animatronic Goblins breaking and destroying many of the electrics in Burnt Stub Mansion, here creating a terrific place of hell for any electrician who works within the park. There are also some scientific equipment and experiments that are f!cked up by the Goblins, which would make a scientist cry with rage.
Some other interestingly put words will be here soonish. At some point.
