Hungry Harbouritis
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'''''Hungry Harbouritis''''' is a medical condition that contracted from eating food at ''[[Lightwater Valley]]''. | '''''Hungry Harbouritis''''' is a medical condition that contracted from eating food at ''[[Lightwater Valley]]''. | ||
Revision as of 22:52, 10 May 2017
Hungry Harbouritis is a medical condition that contracted from eating food at Lightwater Valley.
The symptoms are compounded if the patient has also contracted Ultimache. Studies have shown that 90% of patients contracting Hungry Harbouritis also experienced Ultimache complications in the same period.
Common symptoms
Known symptoms of Hungry Harbouritis include:
- grease-laden hands from the poorly-cleaned seating area
- inflammation of the throat, due to high salt content in the pizza
- increased hunger levels, from small food portions
- potential paper digestive issues, due to ingestion of meal deal vouchers (upon realisation that they have higher nutritional content than the food)
- heightened awareness of the poor quality of Lightwater Valley, resulting in an early departure from the park
- increased resemblance of facial features to starchy vegetables (eg. potatoes)
