Hungry Harbouritis

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'''''Hungry Harbouritis''''' is a medical condition that can be contracted from eating food at ''[[Lightwater Valley]]''.  
 
'''''Hungry Harbouritis''''' is a medical condition that can be contracted from eating food at ''[[Lightwater Valley]]''.  
  
The symptoms are compounded if the patient has also contracted [[Ultimache]]. Studies have shown that 90% of patients contracting ''Hungry Harbouritis'' also experienced [[Ultimache]] complications in the same period.
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The symptoms are compounded if the patient has also contracted ''[[Ultimache]]''. Studies have shown that 90% of patients contracting ''Hungry Harbouritis'' also experienced ''Ultimache'' complications in the same period.
  
 
== Common symptoms ==
 
== Common symptoms ==

Revision as of 22:54, 10 May 2017

Hungry Harbouritis as faxed through to us upon discovery

Hungry Harbouritis is a medical condition that can be contracted from eating food at Lightwater Valley.

The symptoms are compounded if the patient has also contracted Ultimache. Studies have shown that 90% of patients contracting Hungry Harbouritis also experienced Ultimache complications in the same period.

Common symptoms

Known symptoms of Hungry Harbouritis include:

  • grease-laden hands from the poorly-cleaned seating area
  • inflammation of the throat, due to high salt content in the pizza
  • increased hunger levels, from small food portions
  • potential paper digestive issues, due to ingestion of meal deal vouchers (upon realisation that they have higher nutritional content than the food)
  • heightened awareness of the poor quality of Lightwater Valley, resulting in an early departure from the park
  • increased resemblance of facial features to starchy vegetables (eg. potatoes)
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