Lost City

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Lost City at Thorpe Park is set around a Aztec/Inca playground somewhere in the land of the Aztecs or Incas. We're not entirely sure because we're still lost in the lost city. The area is mainly themed blue with 'meaningful names' here and there that the chavs simply don't care about anymore as long as the ride is 'wikkid'.

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Rides and Attractions

Lolossus and X:\WTF are the two main rollercoasters who hang out around here, regularly having fights on who has the bigger queueline and who has the most breakdowns/most sick people.

Rush

A S&S Screaming Swing. This is most likely the only thrill ride on park that everyone actually likes, as well as being the most like a glorified swingset from IKEA (In the sence that it arrived in a big flat box that wouldn't fit in the boot of the car, they spent ages assembling it, yelled and swore at it, found half the parts were missing, went back for spares, found IKEA had discontinued the set, got some from another set which didn't match, finally got it together, let it run for a while, broke it, fixed it, ran it, left it, few pieces dropped off it, rebuilt it, swore at it some more, got it working, never looked back at it!)

Also known as Thrush.

Vortex

A glorified roundabout on a swing. This is most likely the only thrill ride on park that nobody really wants to admit they like enjoys.

Also known as Boretex.

Samurai

A Mondial Topscan. This used to be over at Chessington under the same name, but Thorpe Park hired some chav ninjas to steal it in 2004 and now it sits next to SAW: The Ride, brushing the rider's feet against the overgrown tree branches.

In 2010, two members of staff were ordered to leave the park after running it on a cycle in excess of 30 seconds.

The ride is also notorious for being worse than Hex at parking after a cycle. Also known as Shamurai.

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