Theme Park Withdrawal

Theme park withdrawal is a condition which affects many roller coaster enthusiasts. It originates in the temporal lobe of the brain shortly after departure from a theme park, in particular those located on the Staffordshire moorlands. The condition may be intensified by post-meet trauma.

Symptoms of this disease include a desire for escapism, theatrical brilliance or repeated faffiness. More serious symptoms result in the continued humming of theme music, watching POV videos, or memorisation of ride backstories.