Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Cloud <s>COCK</s>Cuckoo Land is one of the newer areas of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], catering to the under 12s as a delusional land of fancy... with big painted flowers on the wall. Everything is meant to be in a horrible shade of pastel in order to make this delusion work. Cloud Cuckoo Land is also the home of many [[bees]]. | Cloud <s>COCK</s>Cuckoo Land is one of the newer areas of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], catering to the under 12s as a delusional land of fancy... with big painted flowers on the wall. Everything is meant to be in a horrible shade of pastel in order to make this delusion work. Cloud Cuckoo Land is also the home of many [[bees]]. | ||
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| + | [[File:CloudCuckoo.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Spot the abomination.]] | ||
Cloud Cuckoo Land is thought to be one of the most rethemed areas in the entire park, because the interests of children change so often that [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] must run along with the demographic to keep up, thus bringing the current amount of rethemes up to ''n''. | Cloud Cuckoo Land is thought to be one of the most rethemed areas in the entire park, because the interests of children change so often that [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] must run along with the demographic to keep up, thus bringing the current amount of rethemes up to ''n''. | ||
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*Frog Hopper - The world's most defying and feared drop tower... themed as a frog. | *Frog Hopper - The world's most defying and feared drop tower... themed as a frog. | ||
| − | *Gallopers Carousel | + | *Gallopers Carousel - Possibly the campiest, brightly painted carousel in existence. It is advised that if you're male, you do not ride under any circumstances. No real reason. Just that you'll look stupid. |
=== Former Rides and Attractions === | === Former Rides and Attractions === | ||
| − | *[[Toyland Tours]] - Was one of the best ever, most exciting and thrilling, amazing, spectacular, wonderful, awesome, brilliant and exceeding expectation ride in the whole of creation. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oQeE8B5RlI Was home to...] | + | *[[Toyland Tours]] - Was one of the best ever, most exciting and thrilling, amazing, spectacular, wonderful, awesome, brilliant and exceeding expectation ride in the whole of creation. Strangely enough, [[John_Wardley|John Wardley]] may not have had a hand in making this former wonderful boat sensation. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oQeE8B5RlI Was also home to...] |
| − | *Nickleodeon Outta Control | + | *Nickleodeon Outta Control - SBNO attraction between 1997 and 1998, hiding behind where Frog Hopper is now. Was an attempt to cashwhore in on the cartoon channel Nickleodeon's success but due to <s>crap</s> low through-put, was [[Closed|closed]]. [http://old.towerstimes.co.uk/history/articles/nick.htm The interior is still intact however.] |
| − | *Doom And Sons | + | *Doom And Sons - The park's first scare attraction, preceding [[Duel|The Haunted House]] and according to reviews, was good. Sadly there isn't enough information or photos of the former attraction to actually talk about it. |
[[Category: Themed Area]] | [[Category: Themed Area]] | ||
Revision as of 13:50, 6 October 2010
Cloud COCKCuckoo Land is one of the newer areas of Alton Towers, catering to the under 12s as a delusional land of fancy... with big painted flowers on the wall. Everything is meant to be in a horrible shade of pastel in order to make this delusion work. Cloud Cuckoo Land is also the home of many bees.
Cloud Cuckoo Land is thought to be one of the most rethemed areas in the entire park, because the interests of children change so often that Alton Towers must run along with the demographic to keep up, thus bringing the current amount of rethemes up to n.
The most remembered themed areas are Cred Street and Land of Make Believe.
Current Rides and Attractions
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Do you like chocolate? Do you like factories? Do you like Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? If you do, then DON'T RIDE THIS.
- Peugeot 207 Driving School - The perfect driving ride for any youngster who wishes to collect speeding tickets.
- Twirling Toadstool - The world's most horrific and frightening Wave Swinger.
- Frog Hopper - The world's most defying and feared drop tower... themed as a frog.
- Gallopers Carousel - Possibly the campiest, brightly painted carousel in existence. It is advised that if you're male, you do not ride under any circumstances. No real reason. Just that you'll look stupid.
Former Rides and Attractions
- Toyland Tours - Was one of the best ever, most exciting and thrilling, amazing, spectacular, wonderful, awesome, brilliant and exceeding expectation ride in the whole of creation. Strangely enough, John Wardley may not have had a hand in making this former wonderful boat sensation. Was also home to...
- Nickleodeon Outta Control - SBNO attraction between 1997 and 1998, hiding behind where Frog Hopper is now. Was an attempt to cashwhore in on the cartoon channel Nickleodeon's success but due to
craplow through-put, was closed. The interior is still intact however.
- Doom And Sons - The park's first scare attraction, preceding The Haunted House and according to reviews, was good. Sadly there isn't enough information or photos of the former attraction to actually talk about it.
