Hungry Harbouritis
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'''''Hungry Harbouritis''''' is a medical condition that can be contracted from eating food at ''[[Lightwater Valley]]''. | '''''Hungry Harbouritis''''' is a medical condition that can be contracted from eating food at ''[[Lightwater Valley]]''. | ||
| − | The symptoms are compounded if the patient has also contracted [[Ultimache]]. Studies have shown that 90% of patients contracting ''Hungry Harbouritis'' also experienced | + | The symptoms are compounded if the patient has also contracted ''[[Ultimache]]''. Studies have shown that 90% of patients contracting ''Hungry Harbouritis'' also experienced ''Ultimache'' complications in the same period. |
== Common symptoms == | == Common symptoms == | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:20, 11 May 2017
Hungry Harbouritis is a medical condition that can be contracted from eating food at Lightwater Valley.
The symptoms are compounded if the patient has also contracted Ultimache. Studies have shown that 90% of patients contracting Hungry Harbouritis also experienced Ultimache complications in the same period.
[edit] Common symptoms
Known symptoms of Hungry Harbouritis include:
- grease-laden hands from the poorly-cleaned seating area
- inflammation of the throat, due to high salt content in the pizza
- increased hunger levels, from small food portions
- potential paper digestive issues, due to ingestion of meal deal vouchers (upon realisation that they have higher nutritional content than the food)
- heightened awareness of the poor quality of Lightwater Valley, resulting in an early departure from the park
- increased resemblance of facial features to starchy vegetables (eg. potatoes)
