Peugeot 207 Driving School
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The Driving School is an 'attraction' based in [[Cloud Cuckoo Land]], in which the youth of today are encouraged to be reckless on the roads. Fortunately it is only for the under-10 population and the midget unions. | The Driving School is an 'attraction' based in [[Cloud Cuckoo Land]], in which the youth of today are encouraged to be reckless on the roads. Fortunately it is only for the under-10 population and the midget unions. | ||
| − | == Ride Experience == | + | === Ride Experience === |
| − | After a ''very'' brief training session, the potential crash victims are unleashed on the course, which features a bubble wash, melting lollipop lady, and of course kerbs. However, the kerbs are the most popular feature, as the reckless drivers crash into these more than anything else. A team of marshals patrol the area, to check for any trouble makers, who may find it exceptionally funny to use the expensive cars as dodgems. It is also worth noting this brainwashes those who use it into buying a Peugeot car, but all IPs contain a certain amount of mind-control. | + | After a ''very'' brief training session, the potential crash victims are unleashed on the course, which features a bubble wash, melting lollipop lady, and of course kerbs. However, the kerbs are the most popular feature, as the reckless drivers crash into these more than anything else. A team of marshals patrol the area, to check for any trouble makers, who may find it exceptionally funny to use the expensive cars as dodgems. It is also worth noting this brainwashes those who use it into buying a Peugeot car, but all [[Intellectual Property|IPs]] contain a certain amount of mind-control. |
| − | == The Legendary Licence == | + | === The Legendary Licence === |
After the future hit-and-run convicts are released to go about their careless ways, they are gifted a faux licence, which is convincing enough to fool the police. It is customary for those who lived on this brutal '[[ride]]' to wave the licence under anyone and everyone's noses, as a symbol of survival. | After the future hit-and-run convicts are released to go about their careless ways, they are gifted a faux licence, which is convincing enough to fool the police. It is customary for those who lived on this brutal '[[ride]]' to wave the licence under anyone and everyone's noses, as a symbol of survival. | ||
Revision as of 19:37, 8 December 2010
The Driving School is an 'attraction' based in Cloud Cuckoo Land, in which the youth of today are encouraged to be reckless on the roads. Fortunately it is only for the under-10 population and the midget unions.
Ride Experience
After a very brief training session, the potential crash victims are unleashed on the course, which features a bubble wash, melting lollipop lady, and of course kerbs. However, the kerbs are the most popular feature, as the reckless drivers crash into these more than anything else. A team of marshals patrol the area, to check for any trouble makers, who may find it exceptionally funny to use the expensive cars as dodgems. It is also worth noting this brainwashes those who use it into buying a Peugeot car, but all IPs contain a certain amount of mind-control.
The Legendary Licence
After the future hit-and-run convicts are released to go about their careless ways, they are gifted a faux licence, which is convincing enough to fool the police. It is customary for those who lived on this brutal 'ride' to wave the licence under anyone and everyone's noses, as a symbol of survival.
