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| − | Chessington | + | '''Chessington World of Adventures''' is a much better theme park than [[Thorpe Park]], as confirmed by its ambassadors/top fans [[Rowe]] and [[Sam]], the former who wishes to work there at some point in her unemployed future. |
Chessington is widely known for it's stereotypically themed lands such as Mystic East, Forbidden Kingdom, Mexicana, Pirates Cove (Where [[DiogoJ42]] summers) and to a large extent, Transylvania. This is typically highlighted by theming, music and ride announcements. | Chessington is widely known for it's stereotypically themed lands such as Mystic East, Forbidden Kingdom, Mexicana, Pirates Cove (Where [[DiogoJ42]] summers) and to a large extent, Transylvania. This is typically highlighted by theming, music and ride announcements. | ||
| − | The most recent land added to Chessington is Wild Asia, based around a wild form of Asia with snakes and pretty birds here and there to make it more 'exotic'. In the middle of the themed area are two enlarged Arboks stuck together, the Pokemon are forcefully attached to a Disk-O coaster taken all the way from [[Paultons Park]], which spins up and down whilst on the same track altogether making a boring and time-wasting experience for none of the family to enjoy. | + | The most recent land added to Chessington is Wild Asia, based around a wild form of Asia with snakes and pretty birds here and there to make it more 'exotic'. Real prostitues roam the area to make it feel more realistic. In the middle of the themed area are two enlarged Arboks stuck together, the Pokemon are forcefully attached to a Disk-O coaster taken all the way from [[Paultons Park]], which spins up and down whilst on the same track altogether making a boring and time-wasting experience for none of the family to enjoy. |
Unfortunately, Sam wrongly believes this is a [[roller coaster]] when in fact it is not. | Unfortunately, Sam wrongly believes this is a [[roller coaster]] when in fact it is not. | ||
However, as amazing and spectacular a park Chessington is, the service is quite slow but not as slow as the service at Thorpe Park, which is indomitably terrible. But however, the staff, ride hosts and operators brighten up the days better than at Thorpe Park, where they stand around doing nothing. A good example of this customer service at Chessington is on Rameses Revenge (Better known as Ripsaw Ripoff or Rammeh), where a German ride op makes each ride a little faster and much more water sprayed whenever [[Alton Towers]] or [[Ripsaw]] is mentioned, thus creating banter-to-extent-abuse with the customers. | However, as amazing and spectacular a park Chessington is, the service is quite slow but not as slow as the service at Thorpe Park, which is indomitably terrible. But however, the staff, ride hosts and operators brighten up the days better than at Thorpe Park, where they stand around doing nothing. A good example of this customer service at Chessington is on Rameses Revenge (Better known as Ripsaw Ripoff or Rammeh), where a German ride op makes each ride a little faster and much more water sprayed whenever [[Alton Towers]] or [[Ripsaw]] is mentioned, thus creating banter-to-extent-abuse with the customers. | ||
| − | Chessington is famous for its 'Evil Satan Minion' national park in the Vampire queue line. TTFers Rowe and [[Michael]] can often be found viewing these mystical creatures that live within the park. Another famous image within the park is on the Bubbleworks, where [[ | + | Chessington is famous for its 'Evil Satan Minion' national park in the Vampire queue line. TTFers Rowe and [[Michael]] can often be found viewing these mystical creatures that live within the park. Another famous image within the park is on the Bubbleworks, where [[ElectricBlll]] is currently stuck in the Fairground section, constantly riding the [[Quack-O-Coaster]] as he is mocked by small children with pointy sticks. |
See [[Minions]]. | See [[Minions]]. | ||
Revision as of 09:03, 4 June 2010
Chessington World of Adventures is a much better theme park than Thorpe Park, as confirmed by its ambassadors/top fans Rowe and Sam, the former who wishes to work there at some point in her unemployed future. Chessington is widely known for it's stereotypically themed lands such as Mystic East, Forbidden Kingdom, Mexicana, Pirates Cove (Where DiogoJ42 summers) and to a large extent, Transylvania. This is typically highlighted by theming, music and ride announcements.
The most recent land added to Chessington is Wild Asia, based around a wild form of Asia with snakes and pretty birds here and there to make it more 'exotic'. Real prostitues roam the area to make it feel more realistic. In the middle of the themed area are two enlarged Arboks stuck together, the Pokemon are forcefully attached to a Disk-O coaster taken all the way from Paultons Park, which spins up and down whilst on the same track altogether making a boring and time-wasting experience for none of the family to enjoy. Unfortunately, Sam wrongly believes this is a roller coaster when in fact it is not.
However, as amazing and spectacular a park Chessington is, the service is quite slow but not as slow as the service at Thorpe Park, which is indomitably terrible. But however, the staff, ride hosts and operators brighten up the days better than at Thorpe Park, where they stand around doing nothing. A good example of this customer service at Chessington is on Rameses Revenge (Better known as Ripsaw Ripoff or Rammeh), where a German ride op makes each ride a little faster and much more water sprayed whenever Alton Towers or Ripsaw is mentioned, thus creating banter-to-extent-abuse with the customers.
Chessington is famous for its 'Evil Satan Minion' national park in the Vampire queue line. TTFers Rowe and Michael can often be found viewing these mystical creatures that live within the park. Another famous image within the park is on the Bubbleworks, where ElectricBlll is currently stuck in the Fairground section, constantly riding the Quack-O-Coaster as he is mocked by small children with pointy sticks.
See Minions.
