Paultons Park

"Paultons Park, Paultons Park. What a fun place to be, to be!"

A not quite so interesting park as Alton Towers, Europa Park, Disney parks, Chessington World of Adventures, Drayton Manor, Flamingoland, Lightwater Valley, Mandyland, Camelot, Fantasy Island, M&Ds and even Thorpe Park.

Paultons Park is so not quite interesting, that Chessington have even taken their 'famed' Disk-O ride and plonked it between two enlarged Arboks stuck together with duct tape.

Nobody really knows or cares much more about this park. So much so, that Paultons 'forgot/couldn't be bothered to acquire the correct planning permission for the aforementioned Disk-O ride.

To cut a long story short, Paultons Park fought the law and the law won.

But one unique thing about Paultons Park is that it has an anti insult force (AKA Rich Tasker off TPM) who explodes into a fit of rage whenever someone insults his precious park, so whoever started this page, is f@#ked