Chessington World of Adventures

Chessington World of Adventures is a much better theme park than Thorpe Park. Chessington is widely known for it's stereotypically themed lands such as Mystic East, Forbidden Kingdom, Mexicana, Pirates Cove and to a large extent, Transylvania. This is typically highlighted by theming, music and ride announcements.

The most recent land added to Chessington is Wild Asia, based around a wild form of Asia with snakes and pretty birds here and there to make it more 'exotic'. In the middle of the themed area are two enlarged Arboks stuck together, the Pokemon are forcefully attached to a Disk-O coaster taken all the way from Paultons Park, which spins up and down whilst on the same track altogether making a boring and time-wasting experience for none of the family to enjoy. Unfortunately, some TTFers wrongly believes this is a roller coaster when in fact it is not.

However, as amazing and spectacular a park Chessington is, the service is quite slow but not as slow as the service at Thorpe Park, which is indomitably terrible. But however, the staff, ride hosts and operators brighten up the days better than at Thorpe Park, where they stand around doing nothing. A good example of this customer service at Chessington is on Rameses Revenge (Better known as Ripsaw Ripoff or Rammeh), where a German ride op makes each ride a little faster and much more water sprayed whenever Alton Towers or Ripsaw is mentioned, thus creating banter-to-extent-abuse with the customers.

Chessington is also famous for its 'Evil Satan Minion' national park in the Vampire queue line.

See Minions.