Chessington World of Adventures

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However, as amazing and spectacular a park Chessington is, the service is quite slow but not as slow as the service at [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]], which is indomitably terrible. But however, the staff, ride hosts and operators brighten up the days better than at [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]], where they stand around doing nothing. A good example of this customer service at Chessington is on [[Rameses Revenge]] (Better known as [[Ripsaw|Ripsaw]] Ripoff or Rammeh), where a German ride op makes each ride a little faster and much more water sprayed whenever [[Alton Towers]] or [[Ripsaw]] is mentioned, thus creating banter-to-extent-abuse with the customers.
 
However, as amazing and spectacular a park Chessington is, the service is quite slow but not as slow as the service at [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]], which is indomitably terrible. But however, the staff, ride hosts and operators brighten up the days better than at [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]], where they stand around doing nothing. A good example of this customer service at Chessington is on [[Rameses Revenge]] (Better known as [[Ripsaw|Ripsaw]] Ripoff or Rammeh), where a German ride op makes each ride a little faster and much more water sprayed whenever [[Alton Towers]] or [[Ripsaw]] is mentioned, thus creating banter-to-extent-abuse with the customers.
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Revision as of 12:23, 12 August 2010

Chessington World of Adventures is a Southern theme park and zoo in England, which has been proven to be a much better theme park than Thorpe Park, Legoland and Paultons Park due to the consistent lack of chavs, actually good rides and for being developed in the late 1980s by John Wardley. Chessington is widely known for it's stereotypically themed lands such as Mystic East, Forbidden Kingdom, Mexicana, Pirates Cove and to a large extent, Transylvania. This is typically highlighted by theming, music and ride announcements.

History

Before the park existed, the Burnt Stub Mansion had been there for 3,000 years. It's not very interesting so that point won't be developed. Sometime later, a man found potential in the empty land in Chessington and decided to build a zoo with a child scaring facility in order to gain lots of monies. Soon everybody was flocking to Chessington because of the animals and to potentially scar their children for the rest of their lives.

A few years after Tussauds bought it, the park became disinteresting because everybody had seen the animals at least 600 times before, and well clowns are just scary. So what they did was call in John Wardley to take a look around and make a miracle of the park. He did. And the heavens rejoiced!

This involved the creation of The Fifth Dimension, Vampire, Professor Burps Bubbleworks and many other rides that had the public once again flocking in large numbers, proving an excellent success. Sadly though, The Fifth Dimension was changed into Terror Tomb in 1994, which is now Tomb Blaster and Bubbleworks was rethemed from a pop drink factory into a Cussons Product Whore factory.

Modern Day

The most recent land added to Chessington is Wild Asia, based around a wild form of Asia with snakes and pretty birds here and there to make it more 'exotic'. In the middle of the themed area are two enlarged Arboks stuck together, the Pokemon are forcefully attached to a Disk-O coaster taken all the way from Paultons Park, which spins up and down whilst on the same track altogether making a boring and time-wasting experience for none of the family to enjoy. Unfortunately, many believe this is a roller coaster when in fact it is not, and it is simply a ride that happens to be on a track.

Currently in the Vampire queueline, there stands a "Evil Satan Minion National Park" which is situated next to the very popular mid-queue shop. This is the reason as to why it takes so long to board Vampire. In order to keep minion numbers down, Chessington have situated clones of Abdab in cloaks from the previous Terror Tomb ride around the queueline to frighten them away and back to their spawners.

"We're Better Than Thorpe Park!"

However, as amazing and spectacular a park Chessington is, the service is quite slow but not as slow as the service at Thorpe Park, which is indomitably terrible. But however, the staff, ride hosts and operators brighten up the days better than at Thorpe Park, where they stand around doing nothing. A good example of this customer service at Chessington is on Rameses Revenge (Better known as Ripsaw Ripoff or Rammeh), where a German ride op makes each ride a little faster and much more water sprayed whenever Alton Towers or Ripsaw is mentioned, thus creating banter-to-extent-abuse with the customers.

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