Alternative ride names
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According to the bizarre and convoluted unwritten rules of TTF meet ups, rides are not referred to by their real names wherever possible, either because people can't be bothered saying the full name, or to mock an unpopular ride.
A list of common alternative names is shown below, names that are strictly abbreviations are not included:
- Blade - Bland
- Nemesis - Nemmy
- Oblivion - Blivvy, BOLIVIA (shouted)
- Ripsaw - Rippy
- Sharkbait Reef - Sharkbait Beef
- Sonic Spinball - Chronic Sh*tball
- Submission - Substandard
- Th13teen - ThFAILteen
- Air - Fair: The Ride, Concrete: The Ride, Breakdown: The Ride, Annoyance Is Regular, Aerodynamic Infernal Rage.
Chessington World of Adventures:
- Bubbleworks - Troubleworks, Bubbleh-Wubbleh
- Dragon Falls - Rascist Falls
- Rameses Revenge - Rammy, Rippy Ripoff, Rammeh-Whammeh
- Rattlesnake - Snakeh-Wakeh
- Tomb Blaster - Shooteh-Wooteh-Blasteh-Wasteh
- Vampire - CAMPire, Campeh-Vampeh
- Space Mountain - Sparse Mountain, Brace Mountain
- Apocalypse - Poccy
- G-Force - G-Farce
- Splash Canyon - Syphilis Canyon
- (Otherwise known as OYROPA)
- Schneeflocken - BENCH!!
- Viking River Rapids - Ghetto Splash
Lightwater Valley
- (Otherwise known as Shitewater Valley)
- Grand National - The Nash
- Infusion - Intrusion, Traumafusion, Confusion
- River Caves - Racist Caves
- Rollercoaster - Rola-Cola
- Steeplechase - Sleep-lechase
- Valhalla - Valerie
- Colossus - Colossucks, Lolossus, For-the-lossus
- Nemesis Inferno - Nemesis Inferior, Nymphferior
- Rumba Rapids - Brapids, Drybina Slumba Cr*pids
- Rush - Thrush
- Samurai - Scamurai, Shamurai
- SAW: The Ride - Snore: The Ride, SORE: The Ride
- Slammer - Schwammer, Schwammy Wammy, Clamper
- Vortex - Bore-tex
- X:\ No Way Out - X:\WTF
Noob Names
In addition to above, there are a number of common mistakes made by theme park noobs regarding ride names. Some of the more frequent include:
- Sonic Spinball - Pinball Wizzard
- Squirrel Nutty - Squirrel Nutkin
- [ride name] - The [ride name] *exception to this being anyone saying "The Blade", which is just uber-cool.