Alternative ride names

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(Decided to (out of boredom), alphabetise all the theme parks and the original ride names. Oh and did some lovely spacing too.)
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'''[[Alton Towers]]:'''
 
'''[[Alton Towers]]:'''
  
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*Blade - Bland
 
*[[Nemesis|Nemesis]] - Nemmy
 
*[[Nemesis|Nemesis]] - Nemmy
 
*[[Oblivion|Oblivion]] - Blivvy, BOLIVIA (shouted)
 
*[[Oblivion|Oblivion]] - Blivvy, BOLIVIA (shouted)
 
*[[Ripsaw|Ripsaw]] - Rippy
 
*[[Ripsaw|Ripsaw]] - Rippy
*Blade - Bland
 
 
*Sharkbait Reef - Sharkbait Beef
 
*Sharkbait Reef - Sharkbait Beef
 
*[[Sonic_Spinball|Sonic Spinball]] - Chronic Sh*tball  
 
*[[Sonic_Spinball|Sonic Spinball]] - Chronic Sh*tball  
*[[Th13teen|Th13teen]] - ThFAILteen
 
 
*[[Submission]] - Substandard
 
*[[Submission]] - Substandard
 
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*[[Th13teen|Th13teen]] - ThFAILteen
 
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'''[[Thorpe Park]]:'''
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*Colossus - Colossucks, Lolossus, For-the-lossus
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*<nowiki>Nemesis</nowiki> Inferno - <nowiki>Nemesis</nowiki> Inferior, Nymphferior
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*Vortex - Bore-tex
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*Rumba Rapids - Brapids, Drybina Slumba Cr*pids
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*X:\ No Way Out - X:\WTF
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*SAW: The Ride - Snore: The Ride, SORE: The Ride
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*Rush - Thrush
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*Samurai - Scamurai, Shamurai
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*Slammer - Schwammer, Schwammy Wammy, Clamper
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'''[[Chessington World of Adventures]]:'''
 
'''[[Chessington World of Adventures]]:'''
  
*[[Rameses_Revenge|Rameses Revenge]] - Rammy, Rippy Ripoff, RAMMEH-WHAMMEH
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*Bubbleworks - Troubleworks, Bubbleh-Wubbleh
*Bubbleworks - Troubleworks, BUBBLEH-WUBBLEH
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*Vampire - CAMPire, CAMPEH-VAMPEH
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*Dragon Falls - Rascist Falls
 
*Dragon Falls - Rascist Falls
*[[Tomb_Blaster|Tomb Blaster]] - SHOOTEH-WOOTEH-BLASTEH-WASTEH
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*[[Rameses_Revenge|Rameses Revenge]] - Rammy, Rippy Ripoff, Rammeh-Whammeh
*Rattlesnake - SNAKEH-WAKEH
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*Rattlesnake - Snakeh-Wakeh
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*[[Tomb_Blaster|Tomb Blaster]] - Shooteh-Wooteh-Blasteh-Wasteh
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*Vampire - CAMPire, Campeh-Vampeh
  
  
'''[[Mandyland|Pleasure Beach Blackpool]]:'''
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'''[[Disney|Disneyland]]'''
  
*Infusion - Intrusion, Traumafusion, Confusion
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*Space Mountain - Sparse Mountain, Brace Mountain
*Valhalla - Valerie
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*Steeplechase - Sleep-lechase
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*Grand National - The Nash
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*River Caves - Racist Caves
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*[[Rollercoaster|Rollercoaster]] - Rola-Cola
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*Apocalypse - Poccy
 
*Apocalypse - Poccy
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*G-Force - G-Farce
 
*Splash Canyon - Syphilis Canyon
 
*Splash Canyon - Syphilis Canyon
*G-force - G-farce
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'''[[Europa Park]]:'''
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*''(Otherwise known as OYROPA)''
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*Schneeflocken - '''[[Bench|BENCH]]'''!!
  
  
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'''[[Disneyland]]'''
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'''Lightwater Valley'''
*Space Mountain - Sparse Mountain, Brace Mountain
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*''(Otherwise known as Shitewater Valley)''
  
'''[[Lightwater Valley]]''' - Shitewater Valley
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'''[[Mandyland|Pleasure Beach Blackpool]]:'''
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*Grand National - The Nash
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*Infusion - Intrusion, Traumafusion, Confusion
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*River Caves - Racist Caves
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*[[Rollercoaster|Rollercoaster]] - Rola-Cola
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*Steeplechase - Sleep-lechase
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*Valhalla - Valerie
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'''[[Thorpe Park]]:'''
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*Colossus - Colossucks, Lolossus, For-the-lossus
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*<nowiki>Nemesis</nowiki> Inferno - <nowiki>Nemesis</nowiki> Inferior, Nymphferior
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*Rumba Rapids - Brapids, Drybina Slumba Cr*pids
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*Rush - Thrush
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*Samurai - Scamurai, Shamurai
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*SAW: The Ride - Snore: The Ride, SORE: The Ride
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*Slammer - Schwammer, Schwammy Wammy, Clamper
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*Vortex - Bore-tex
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*X:\ No Way Out - X:\WTF
  
  

Revision as of 12:01, 18 September 2010

According to the bizarre and convoluted unwritten rules of TTF meet ups, rides are not referred to by their real names wherever possible, either because people can't be bothered saying the full name, or to mock an unpopular ride.

A list of common alternative names is shown below, names that are strictly abbreviations are not included:


Alton Towers:


Chessington World of Adventures:

  • Bubbleworks - Troubleworks, Bubbleh-Wubbleh
  • Dragon Falls - Rascist Falls
  • Rameses Revenge - Rammy, Rippy Ripoff, Rammeh-Whammeh
  • Rattlesnake - Snakeh-Wakeh
  • Tomb Blaster - Shooteh-Wooteh-Blasteh-Wasteh
  • Vampire - CAMPire, Campeh-Vampeh


Disneyland

  • Space Mountain - Sparse Mountain, Brace Mountain


Drayton Manor:

  • Apocalypse - Poccy
  • G-Force - G-Farce
  • Splash Canyon - Syphilis Canyon


Europa Park:

  • (Otherwise known as OYROPA)


Legoland

  • Viking River Rapids - Ghetto Splash


Lightwater Valley

  • (Otherwise known as Shitewater Valley)


Pleasure Beach Blackpool:

  • Grand National - The Nash
  • Infusion - Intrusion, Traumafusion, Confusion
  • River Caves - Racist Caves
  • Rollercoaster - Rola-Cola
  • Steeplechase - Sleep-lechase
  • Valhalla - Valerie


Thorpe Park:

  • Colossus - Colossucks, Lolossus, For-the-lossus
  • Nemesis Inferno - Nemesis Inferior, Nymphferior
  • Rumba Rapids - Brapids, Drybina Slumba Cr*pids
  • Rush - Thrush
  • Samurai - Scamurai, Shamurai
  • SAW: The Ride - Snore: The Ride, SORE: The Ride
  • Slammer - Schwammer, Schwammy Wammy, Clamper
  • Vortex - Bore-tex
  • X:\ No Way Out - X:\WTF


Noob Names

In addition to above, there are a number of common mistakes made by theme park noobs regarding ride names. Some of the more frequent include:

  • Sonic Spinball - Pinball Wizzard
  • Squirrel Nutty - Squirrel Nutkin
  • [ride name] - The [ride name] *exception to this being anyone saying "The Blade", which is just uber-cool.
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