Alternative ride names
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Revision as of 06:37, 18 September 2010
According to the bizarre and convoluted unwritten rules of TTF meet ups, rides are not referred to by their real names wherever possible, either because people can't be bothered saying the full name, or to mock an unpopular ride.
A list of common alternative names is shown below, names that are strictly abbreviations are not included:
- Nemesis - Nemmy
- Oblivion - Blivvy, BOLIVIA (shouted)
- Ripsaw - Rippy
- Blade - Bland
- Sharkbait Reef - Sharkbait Beef
- Sonic Spinball - Chronic Sh*tball
- Th13teen - ThFAILteen
- Submission - Substandard
- Colossus - Colossucks, Lolossus, For-the-lossus
- Nemesis Inferno - Nemesis Inferior, Nymphferior
- Vortex - Bore-tex
- Rumba Rapids - Brapids, Drybina Slumba Cr*pids
- X:\ No Way Out - X:\WTF
- SAW: The Ride - Snore: The Ride, SORE: The Ride
- Rush - Thrush
- Samurai - Scamurai, Shamurai
- Slammer - Schwammer, Schwammy Wammy, Clamper
Chessington World of Adventures:
- Rameses Revenge - Rammy, Rippy Ripoff, RAMMEH-WHAMMEH
- Bubbleworks - Troubleworks, BUBBLEH-WUBBLEH
- Vampire - CAMPire, CAMPEH-VAMPEH
- Dragon Falls - Rascist Falls
- Tomb Blaster - SHOOTEH-WOOTEH-BLASTEH-WASTEH
- Rattlesnake - SNAKEH-WAKEH
- Infusion - Intrusion, Traumafusion, Confusion
- Valhalla - Valerie
- Steeplechase - Sleep-lechase
- Grand National - The Nash
- River Caves - Racist Caves
- Rollercoaster - Rola-Cola
- Apocalypse - Poccy
- Splash Canyon - Syphilis Canyon
- G-force - G-farce
- Viking River Rapids - Ghetto Splash
- Space Mountain - Sparse Mountain, Brace Mountain
Lightwater Valley - Shitewater Valley
Noob Names
In addition to above, there are a number of common mistakes made by theme park noobs regarding ride names. Some of the more frequent include:
- Sonic Spinball - Pinball Wizzard
- Squirrel Nutty - Squirrel Nutkin
- [ride name] - The [ride name] *exception to this being anyone saying "The Blade", which is just uber-cool.
