Alternative ride names
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*[[Rollercoaster (PBB)|Rollercoaster]] - Rola-Cola | *[[Rollercoaster (PBB)|Rollercoaster]] - Rola-Cola | ||
*Steeplechase - Sleep-lechase | *Steeplechase - Sleep-lechase | ||
| − | *Valhalla - Valerie | + | *[[Valhalla]] - Valerie |
*Wild Mouse - Bone-Crusher, The Bruiser | *Wild Mouse - Bone-Crusher, The Bruiser | ||
Revision as of 19:09, 19 December 2011
According to the bizarre and convoluted unwritten rules of TTF meet ups, rides are not referred to by their real names wherever possible, either because people can't be bothered saying the full name, or to mock an unpopular ride.
A list of common alternative names is shown below, names that are strictly abbreviations are not included:
- Blade - Bland
- Nemesis - Nemmy
- Oblivion - Blivvy, BOLIVIA (shouted)
- Ripsaw - Rippy
- Sharkbait Reef - Sharkbait Beef
- Sonic Spinball - Chronic Sh*tball, Sonic Shamballs
- Submission - Substandard
- Th13teen - ThFAILteen
- Air - Fair: The Ride, Concrete: The Ride, Breakdown: The Ride, Annoyance Is Regular, Aerodynamic Infernal Rage.
Chessington World of Adventures:
- Bubbleworks - Michael Bubleworks, Troubleworks
- Dragon Falls - Rascist Falls
- Rameses Revenge - Rammy, Rippy Ripoff
- Vampire - CAMPire
- Space Mountain - Sparse Mountain, Brace Mountain
- Apocalypse - Poccy
- G-Force - G-Farce
- Splash Canyon - Syphilis Canyon
- (Otherwise known as OYROPA)
- Schneeflocken - BENCH!!
- Silverstar - Silvia
- Matterhorn blitz - Matterhorn sh*ts
- Bluefire - Bluefy
- (Otherwise known as Flamingobland or Mingoland)
- Velocity - Veloshitty
- (Otherwise known as Legobland)
- Viking River Rapids - Ghetto Splash
- (Otherwise known as Cum-a-lot)
- (Otherwise known as Sh*tewater Valley or Fappwater Valley)
- The Ultimate - UltimACHE
- Whirlwind - Top Buzz 2
- (Otherwise known as Mandyland)
- The Arena - Iceland.co.uk, Mandy's Grotto
- Ghost Train - Trauma Train, Ghost Towers
- Grand National - The Nash
- Impossible - Impossible it's still here!, Boring Swing
- Infusion - Intrusion, Traumafusion, Confusion, Loggie's Killer
- River Caves - Racist Caves
- Rollercoaster - Rola-Cola
- Steeplechase - Sleep-lechase
- Valhalla - Valerie
- Wild Mouse - Bone-Crusher, The Bruiser
- (Otherwise known as THORPE PARK!!!!!!!)
- Colossus - Colossucks, Lolossus, For-the-lossus
- Nemesis Inferno - Nemesis Inferior, Nymphferior
- Rumba Rapids - Brapids, Drybina Slumba Cr*pids
- Rush - Thrush
- Samurai - Scamurai, Shamurai
- SAW: The Ride - Snore: The Ride, SORE: The Ride
- Slammer - Schwammer, Schwammy Wammy, Clamper
- Storm Surge - Storm Drain
- Vortex - Bore-tex
- X:\No Way Out - X:\WTF
Noob Names
In addition to above, there are a number of common mistakes made by theme park noobs regarding ride names. Some of the more frequent include:
- Sonic Spinball - Pinball Wizzard
- Squirrel Nutty - Squirrel Nutkin
- Duel - Haunted House, Target Zone
- The Flume - Log Flume
- [ride name] - The [ride name] *exception to this being anyone saying "The Blade", which is just uber-cool, or anything else that actually does have 'the' in the name.
- Nemesis Inferno - Nemesis. This is clearly unacceptable. There is only one Nemesis, and it lives in Staffordshire.
