Alternative ride names

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== [[Alton Towers]] ==
 
== [[Alton Towers]] ==
 
*Enterprise - Brenda
 
*Enterprise - Brenda
*Nemesis: Sub-Terra - Terry, Sub-Terrible, Sub-Par, Sh*t-Terra
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*Nemesis: Sub-Terra - Terry, Sub-Terrible, Sub-Par, Sh*t-Terra, Sub-Standard
 
*[[Blade]] - Bland
 
*[[Blade]] - Bland
 
*[[Nemesis|Nemesis]] - Nemmy
 
*[[Nemesis|Nemesis]] - Nemmy

Revision as of 15:27, 4 May 2013

According to the bizarre and convoluted unwritten rules of TST meet ups, rides are not referred to by their real names wherever possible, either because people can't be bothered saying the full name, or to mock an unpopular ride.

A list of common alternative names is shown below, names that are strictly abbreviations are not included:

Contents

Alton Towers

  • Enterprise - Brenda
  • Nemesis: Sub-Terra - Terry, Sub-Terrible, Sub-Par, Sh*t-Terra, Sub-Standard
  • Blade - Bland
  • Nemesis - Nemmy
  • Oblivion - Blivvy, BOLIVIA (shouted)
  • Ripsaw - Rippy
  • Sharkbait Reef - Sharkbait Beef
  • Sonic Spinball - Chronic Sh*tball, Sonic Shamballs, Stupid Shitball, Sonic Spinfail, Screwball,
  • Submission - Substandard
  • Th13teen - ThFAILteen, Breakdown: The Ride, Thibby
  • Air - Fair: The Ride, Concrete: The Ride, Breakdown: The Ride, Annoyance Is Regular, Aerodynamic Infernal Rage, Another Indecent Ride

Chessington World of Adventures

Disneyland

  • Space Mountain - Sparse Mountain, Brace Mountain

Drayton Manor

  • Apocalypse - Poccy
  • G-Force - G-Farce
  • Splash Canyon - Syphilis Canyon

Europa Park

Otherwise known as OYROPA
  • Atlantica Super-Splash - Hot Portuguese Ass
  • Blue Fire - Bluefie
  • Geisterschloss - Schloss
  • Matterhorn Blitz - Matterhorn Sh*ts
  • Piccolo Mondo - Luxury Bench
  • Poseidon - Possie
  • Schneeflocken - BENCH!!
  • Schweizer Bobbahn - Schweizer Bob-BORED BARNES, Roland's Love Bobs
  • Silver Star - Silvia
  • Whale Adventures - Whale Watching

Flamingoland

(Otherwise known as Flamingobland or Mingoland)
  • Velocity - Veloshitty

Legoland

(Otherwise known as Legobland)
  • Viking River Rapids - Ghetto Splash

Camelot

(Otherwise known as Cum-a-lot)

Lightwater Valley

  • (Otherwise known as Sh*tewater Valley or Fappwater Valley)
  • The Ultimate - UltimACHE
  • Whirlwind - Top Buzz 2


Pleasure Beach Blackpool

(Otherwise known as Mandyland)
  • The Arena - Iceland.co.uk, Mandy's Grotto
  • Ghost Train - Trauma Train, Ghost Towers
  • Grand National - The Nash
  • Impossible - Impossible it's still here!, Boring Swing
  • Infusion - Intrusion, Traumafusion, Confusion, Loggie's Killer
  • River Caves - Racist Caves
  • Nickelodeon Streak - Rola-Cola, Streaker, 'The Orange One'
  • Steeplechase - Sleep-lechase
  • Valhalla - Valerie
  • Wild Mouse - Bone-Crusher, The Bruiser

Thorpe Park

(Otherwise known as THORPE PARK!!!!!!! or FORP PARK!!1!)
  • Colossus - Colossucks, Lolossus, For-the-lossus
  • Nemesis Inferno - Nemesis Inferior, Nymphferior, Ninfailo
  • Rumba Rapids - Brapids, Drybina Slumba Cr*pids
  • Rush - Thrush
  • Samurai - Scamurai, Shamurai
  • SAW: The Ride - Snore: The Ride, SORE: The Ride
  • Slammer - Schwammer, Schwammy Wammy, Clamper
  • Storm Surge - Storm Drain
  • Vortex - Bore-tex
  • X:\No Way Out - X:\WTF

Noob Names

In addition to above, there are a number of common mistakes made by theme park noobs regarding ride names. Some of the more frequent include:

  • Sonic Spinball - Pinball Wizzard
  • Squirrel Nutty - Squirrel Nutkin
  • Duel - Haunted House, Target Zone
  • The Flume - Log Flume
  • [ride name] - The [ride name] *exception to this being anyone saying "The Blade", which is just uber-cool, or anything else that actually does have 'the' in the name.
  • Nemesis Inferno - Nemesis. This is clearly unacceptable. There is only one Nemesis, and it lives in Staffordshire.
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