Matt N
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Hi guys. Over in the “Galactica’s Future” thread, discussion has been taking place on the lifespan of Galactica and how long it might have left, and this brought about some wider discussion about the lifespan of the park’s coasters. With this in mind, I’d be interested to know; which major coaster at Alton Towers do you think will be the next to go (or be retracked)?
Before I get into the rides and my thoughts on their removal prospects, I would firstly say that I think it will probably be some time before we see any of the current coasters removed. I reckon we’re looking at very least towards the end of the current decade, if not into the 2030s, before we see any of the current crop removed.
Nonetheless, if I was to dissect the current major coasters in terms of their likely removal prospects, I’d say the following:
But which major coaster do you think will be the next to go? Do you agree with me, or do you hold a different view?
Before I get into the rides and my thoughts on their removal prospects, I would firstly say that I think it will probably be some time before we see any of the current coasters removed. I reckon we’re looking at very least towards the end of the current decade, if not into the 2030s, before we see any of the current crop removed.
Nonetheless, if I was to dissect the current major coasters in terms of their likely removal prospects, I’d say the following:
- Galactica: This is a possible contender. Although I can’t imagine that the track is in particularly bad nick, the ride seems to have grown increasingly unreliable in recent years, with the trains being a key source of issues. The ride also doesn’t seem overly popular, has had an increasingly confused and neglected brand identity since the demise of the VR, and is now somewhat out of step with the new look Forbidden Valley. It also sits on an absolutely massive plot of land.
- Nemesis Reborn: In my view, the chances of this being the next coaster to go are pretty much zero given it’s only just been retracked.
- Oblivion: I guess it’s possible, but I think there are stronger contenders. While Oblivion now has the oldest track of the big 7, I can’t imagine that the track is in as poor of a condition as Nemesis’ was. The ride also seems to remain a fairly reliable workhorse for the time being, and like Nemesis, I think that the land it sits on is not the most opportune in terms of alternative usage.
- Rita: I think this is a pretty strong contender. The ride isn’t overly popular, it lacks a strong brand identity of its own, and Dark Forest has long been cited as a problem area ripe for development. To do anything significant with Dark Forest, I think you’re almost forced to remove Rita. It should also be said that hydraulic launches increasingly seem to be coming towards the end of their lives; while Rita itself has not been overly problematic, the likes of Top Thrill Dragster suggest that the end may be coming for some of these hydraulic launch coasters.
- The Smiler: Perhaps controversially, I don’t think this is an overly strong contender. While the ride isn’t the smoothest and had the crash and associated issues in its earlier life, it remains extremely popular, it isn’t overly old, and has also remained relatively unproblematic in terms of reliability in more recent years despite a rocky start to its life.
- Thirteen: I wouldn’t have said this a few years ago, but I think Thirteen is starting to look like an increasingly strong contender. While it isn’t overly old and remains popular enough, it suddenly seems to have aged very quickly in terms of reliability. The ride’s reliability and uptime seem to have taken an absolute nosedive in recent years, and it seems increasingly flaky in terms of operation. I’d also cite what I said with regard to Rita about the wider area being seen as an area ripe for development.
- Wicker Man: I think the chances of this being the next coaster to go are pretty low. It’s relatively new, it’s extremely popular, and it has been relatively unproblematic in terms of reliability in recent years despite a rocky start to its life.
But which major coaster do you think will be the next to go? Do you agree with me, or do you hold a different view?