You know you're getting old when...

[DiogoJ42]

When you can still keep pace with the best of the younglings down the pub.... but your bladder now operates on an "one in, one out" basis.

 

[bluesonichd]

When you can still keep pace with the best of the younglings down the pub.... but your bladder now operates on an "one in, one out" basis.

Time for a pee bag ?
Then you are old

 

[delta79]

When you used to eat snap, crackle and pop as a child.
And now it the noise your body makes getting up in the morning.

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[Ian]

When you consider socks and/or underwear an ideal Christmas gift.

When you walk into a room, stop, look around, scratch your head, then have to retrace your last steps to try and remember what you went in there for in the first place.

When you’re checking the TV guide before a Christmas party tomorrow, just in case you haven’t seen those episodes of Miss Marple and Midsomer that will be on while you’re out and need to record them.

I’ve come to embrace the fact that I’m an 80 year old lady trapped in a 25 year old male body.

 

[DiogoJ42]

.... When you react with horror to the news that @Ian is STILL only 25‽ I think it's been that many years since I had a bowel movement I was happy with!

 

[Ian]

.... When you react with horror to the news that @Ian is STILL only 25‽

Not sure if compliment or thinly veiled insult...

 

[DiogoJ42]

Not sure if compliment or thinly veiled insult...

... Yes.

 

[Jb85]

Brexit is finally resolved ! It seems to have been going on forever- I never had grey hair back in 2016

 

[IanSR]

You remember a time when 01 wasn't the first two digitalis of an area code...

 

[DiogoJ42]

I can remember when 01 was the area code for London, if that's what you mean?

 

[rob666]

You know when you are old when you know digitalis means foxgloves, without looking it up.

 

[DiogoJ42]

You're a gardener, you don't count!

 

[rob666]

But with my old man's memory, it's a ****** miracle.
And welcome to nadir week of closed season my friends...

 

[bluesonichd]

... when you end up walking around the supermarket car park looking for your car.
The car you parked there only 15 minutes ago

 

[IanSR]

I can remember when 01 was the area code for London, if that's what you mean?

Yes kinda, I remember that too. Our code is 0173 but back in the 80's it was 073.

Back then people also used to answer the phone by announcing the area and number, now they just say "what?" LOL

 

[DiogoJ42]

Back then people also used to answer the phone by announcing the area and number, now they just say "what?" LOL

Even back then, I never understood why old people would give out all their personal information as soon as they pick up the phone, before they even know who they are taking to!

 

[Alsty]

Ah, the days when you had to answer the phone to see who it was. I'm glad those days are over.

 

[delta79]

The amount of times i would go to answer the phone and my mum would say " if it mrs *****, then i am not in".
Many a time i said " i will just see." Pretend to look. " looks like she popped out."

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[bluesonichd]

This is whats wrong with the world, people just look at whos calling them and think
urggg... talk to the voicemail

 

[Alsty]

Are you speaking from experience, @bluesonichd?