Horrifying Family Coasters

[Rick]

I've been collecting these for a while.

Hit me up with more, kids.

Could eat an apple through a letterbox



Slimer


Bad Apple

 

[rob666]

Thats me, dippy and shakey on the jolly boys outing.
I'm the one with bloodshot eyes.

 

[MattyH]

Ahh, I've found a few. Usually set them as a profile picture on discord.

First up is this wonderful example from West Midlands Safari Park.



Then I have this thing. The perils of trawling through RCDB.

 

[Rick]

Smug ******

 

[Jonathan]

Smug ******

The Very Hungry Caterpillar: The Ride

 

[Mi-Nigle]

Bonus horrifying bin...

 

[Poisson]

My current one on Discord is also a horror that I can't find again on RCDB. If I remember I'll blast it up here tonight.

 

[Rick]

 

[Shaggy_Dog_]

That’s basically James Corden: The Ride isn’t it.

 

[Matt.GC]

I won't sleep tonight because of this thread

 

[jon81uk]

For a second I couldn't see the seats on this and was picturing people riding on the back of a caterpillar like Steeplechase.

 

[Skyscraper]

Hope no one on here has a fear of clowns, but does anyone remember the old clown coaster from Chessington?

 

[MattyH]

Mr Snrubs: the ride

 

[Poisson]

My current Discord photo



Unspecified Horror

 

[Rick]

It looks embarrassed !

 

[Skyscraper]

It looks embarrassed !

"The Very Embarrassed Caterpillar".

 

[Rick]

Miner Mikes have always felt like a somewhat odd concept. I have never indulged, something about him that I don't trust.

 

[Poisson]

Me and @MattyH indulged....and promptly broke it

 

[Alastair]

Miner Mikes have always felt like a somewhat odd concept. I have never indulged, something about him that I don't trust.

 

[NuttySquirrel]

This is pretty horrifying - 1066 at Festyland, Normandy. Presumably so named because it is one of France's most festering turds of a park.

(https://themeparkblogger.com/category/europe/france/festyland/)

In fact this whole park is nightmare fuel:


Additionally the park entrance looks like the sort of underpass in which people are regularly murdered:

(All images from https://rcdb.com/5196.htm unless stated)