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Single Riders

No longer happy with scraping the barrel with random youtubers reporting back what has been said on here, we now have random unverified comments in such videos being taken as realistic sources.

Could we give up on rumours of rumours please, if I want complete fiction, I would go back to Enid Blyton, for a little blast of something closer to reality.
 
They could replace the Oblivion test seat with the Wishing Chair, and riders have to wish that they lose enough weight to be able to ride it

Or replace Big Bob with the Faraway Tree, which would raise the height of the park's tree line - until it actually catches on fire for real

Actually, now that I think about it, maybe Enid Blyton would have been a better choice for a theme park than David Walliams (I'm not sure who would be more controversial)
 
The odd aside to the topic at hand is fine, but there’s now been multiple posts that are nothing to do with single rider. Back on topic please :)
 
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