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TPW - "What is burnout?" :p

They could have built literally any new ride Merlin has ever done since it took over Tussaud's.

Behold the spikey red glory hole.

That's the problem. TPW goes to parks so frequently, they've turned something that should be an enjoyable time / holiday into a grinding, tiring job. Having too much of anything is ultimately detrimental to your fun and enjoyment. You need to have time to sit back, relax, and enjoy the...

RIP Grant aka The King Of Random. He unfortunately died in a paragliding accident from what i've read. A channel i've watched for a while now. It will continue with the existing production so check it out if you're curious & like random experiments, stuff like that.

I'll stop going to Disney as long as the little scrotes stop stink bombing the only subway crossing in town, stop smashing wing mirrors off parked cars and stop thowing stones off motorway bridges. Sound like a fair deal? P.S. Entitled Parents - You can have Disney but Europa Park is mine.

Another immersive theme park bouncy castle course investment. Maybe a bouncy castle course at Towers will happen soon?

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Wow, i've read some bad stuff about the place but that sounds like the worst! I think i'll stick to visiting Europa Park.

The Burger Kitchen was still as bad as I remember a few years ago. A lake with wet floor signs around the drinks fountains and no sauces in the dispensers. Same mushy, soft chips. Bland burger, it had toppings on it but somehow you can't taste them. Still avoid from now on. I found Just Chicken...

What happened to Shane Sandwich? The story continues at Thorpe Park featuring another well known vlogger parody:

Finally Nick's reaching out for help. Or Mack are buying out their parks? (I wish! ;)) NV: "We have a tropical waterpark like this. We want to expand it but it's boxed in as we didn't think about future expansion." Roland: " Very orginal, hahaha... Oh wait you're serious? This is only phase one...

Waterproof boots, cover trousers and coat are way better than a poncho. I'd say essential if you want to enjoy Valhalla more than once and take advantage of it being quiet during the day well before closing. For a one off, there are single use ponchos usually lying around from other guests but...

I would love to see retro Towers merch like Thorpe have got!

As I've said over on TPM, at what point do they just go and hire a load of funfair rides for each season? No maintenance required by the park and a constant rotation of flat rides. Who cares? Merlin clearly don't see Thorpe as strictly a theme park any more. They just want to fill it with cheap...

As it's above the track, i've come to the conclusion that it would be a health and safety nightmare to replace. Merlin are beyond cautious about health and safety now. They won't even dispatch the Flying fish with anyone or staff on the bridge, Imagine all the BS they would have to go through to...

Thorpe is supposed to be a a high thrills park. Not a kids park when Chessington and Legoland are next door. Thorpe have no direction, no vision to guide where the park is going. No idea who it's aimed at and no long term plans. Adding kids flat rides in old town, then making X horror themed...

The thing I can't get my head around is if you have no concept of time or queueing, the worst place to go to is a theme park. Queueing to any degree in life is unavoidable and waiting your turn behind people who were there before you is hardly an abstract, entirely logical concept. I'm not...

I want to add, any system will flat out not work if it is over sold / issued to too many people. It doesn't matter what the system is, it needs to be limited to actually work.

It's not a ridiculous suggestion though really. This system is used all accross London on the tube / railways. Either they hire someone to stand at the entrances or put in some kind of gates. (which don't need paying every year)