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Roland is running over to the crane as we speak. It will be fixed by opening time tomorrow!

There does seem to always be a rush to open new attractions at Europa. I mean it's great that they are taking on so many projects. Just ease the deadlines and make sure it's right and there's time to fix things before announcing an opening date.

This wouldn't have happened if Mack Rides built it. ;)

Outstanding Chessie parody from the master of Theme Park Remixes:

Was it that day the secret butt passage was discovered?

TPW - "What is burnout?" :p

They could have built literally any new ride Merlin has ever done since it took over Tussaud's.

There's always something special about commissioning a new toilet! I had to fit metal nuts on my seat as the crappy plastic ones weren't up to the job. Can't be sliding around the rim when you're dropping the log.

Behold the spikey red glory hole.

That's the problem. TPW goes to parks so frequently, they've turned something that should be an enjoyable time / holiday into a grinding, tiring job. Having too much of anything is ultimately detrimental to your fun and enjoyment. You need to have time to sit back, relax, and enjoy the...

RIP Grant aka The King Of Random. He unfortunately died in a paragliding accident from what i've read. A channel i've watched for a while now. It will continue with the existing production so check it out if you're curious & like random experiments, stuff like that.

I'll stop going to Disney as long as the little scrotes stop stink bombing the only subway crossing in town, stop smashing wing mirrors off parked cars and stop thowing stones off motorway bridges. Sound like a fair deal? P.S. Entitled Parents - You can have Disney but Europa Park is mine.

Another immersive theme park bouncy castle course investment. Maybe a bouncy castle course at Towers will happen soon?

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Wow, i've read some bad stuff about the place but that sounds like the worst! I think i'll stick to visiting Europa Park.

The Burger Kitchen was still as bad as I remember a few years ago. A lake with wet floor signs around the drinks fountains and no sauces in the dispensers. Same mushy, soft chips. Bland burger, it had toppings on it but somehow you can't taste them. Still avoid from now on. I found Just Chicken...

What happened to Shane Sandwich? The story continues at Thorpe Park featuring another well known vlogger parody:

Finally Nick's reaching out for help. Or Mack are buying out their parks? (I wish! ;)) NV: "We have a tropical waterpark like this. We want to expand it but it's boxed in as we didn't think about future expansion." Roland: " Very orginal, hahaha... Oh wait you're serious? This is only phase one...

Waterproof boots, cover trousers and coat are way better than a poncho. I'd say essential if you want to enjoy Valhalla more than once and take advantage of it being quiet during the day well before closing. For a one off, there are single use ponchos usually lying around from other guests but...

I would love to see retro Towers merch like Thorpe have got!